the local food bank gave me three boxes of quick grits, now i love butter and sugar on my grits, but im bored with that already, so what do i put on my grits to make them taste good? is there anything i can do with them other than just eat them out of a bowl?

I want to learn how to cook. Like really fuckng cook. My current job (contry club) isn't really Haute cuisine.  I want to cook like the gods. Like batalli, white, Keller. I have the basic technique down and I'm sure most of the repotoire comes from simply working in a variety of kitchens. But can I get there faster by cooking out of the greats cookbooks, eating at good places? Is that how these guys got their knowledge that to me seems so intrinsic? I know that yet I have no where the ideas to compete on a show such as masterchef, but that's a goal I aspire to reached some day.

so i didnt feel like walking all the way down to the cafeteria and i was fixing myself some soup at hand.

i have a new microwave.

it has a rotary.


...
the fucking soup fucking jumped
and spilled all in my fucking microwave.

I had:

-2 bananas
-3 croissants filled with chocolate
-200 grams of white chocolate
-2 slices of some unknown meat someone gave to me

http://dis.4chan.org/read/sci/1314762270

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How to make alcohol healthy...

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2443566/how_to_make_alcohol_healthy.html?cat=68

Goin' to Yoshinoya~

If what I expect to happen does indeed happen, and my friend does arrive at my dorm room next weekend, then I'll see if I can convince him to drive me to the bus station in Lowell, where we will go to Cambridge, MA, and hit up the Yoshinoya.

We already have two 4channers who've expressed interest in going to Yoshinoya. This thread is for discussion of the first major documented 4chan mass exodus to any social establishment of merit. Anyone who wants in, any discussion on what we'll order, what time we go, what the exact date is, etc, go into this thread!

(PS: extra green onion pls)

what are two meats
with two syllables
that rhyme in english?

I'm convinced that there must be a pair.

So today I went to MacDonalds like a conformist amerikkkan. It sucked. I waited in line for FIVE MINUTES and when I got to the till I ordered a plain burger with no sauce, no pickles, no nothing. And the spic at the till said "do you want fries with that?" No, I said. I just want a burger. "Do you want a drink with that?" he asked again. No, I said. I just want a burger. Are you sure that you don't wnat anything with your burger?" He asked again. Then I fucking lost it. I shouted.
I JUST WANT A FUCKING BURGER! I proceeded to trash the place and storm out.