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[1317486866] I'm a fat ass hole!

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Earlier today my sister gave me a few pictures of me that were taken at Christmas. Whenever I see recent photos of myself, I am absolutely appalled at how fat I am. I weigh almost 600 lbs.

I suppose I should start some kind of diet program again. Like Weight Watchers or Atkins or something. Every time I try one of those, I fail miserably within a few hours. Sorry for rambling. I hate the way I look, I'm just a super fat ass hole with no life outside of playing Halo and 4chan.
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[1330605586] ブランド偽物

No.9930 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
あなたはコピーのハンドバッグどちらが貴方に最高にフィット見つけることを助けて、多くのサイトで到着します。一般に、女性は有名人のスタイルの傾向に固執します。彼らはファッションで最新だった経験の傾向に固執します。多くの女性はこれらの著名人が運ぶことがハンドバッグを保持することを望んでいます。自分自身で有名人がこれらのハンドバッグのために費やすしないという事実は、一般的には素晴らしいものです。
saisky124@yahoo.co.jp
http://www.mooern-bags.com ブランド偽物
http://www.mooern-bags.com ブランド コピー 代引き
http://www.mooern-bags.com 激安ブランド財布

[1329458257] an bn bed coe ednos

No.9921 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I'm eating-disordered.
I skip lunch and I don't eat breakfast. I only eat when I get home and when I can eat alone. I fast most days. I feel like a fat fuck and I just want to die.

I'm about five feet seven inches, and this morning I weighed in at 137.3. My goal for March 1st is 124 pounds or less.
I want to make myself perfect for him. This is creepy. I don't care. I want to be thin for him, if he ever asks me out. I want to be perfect.

My goal weight by my birthday is 90. My goal weight by the end of the school year is 72.

You can't stop me.

[1327104298] HOW TO REMOVE DNA TRACES

No.9553 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
HOW TO REMOVE DNA TRACES FROM A GIRL'S VAGINA AND RECTUM???

NEED ANSWER FAST
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[1108087761] US Chinese food vs Real Chinese food

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I've hear people that were born in China and come to the US to try our Chinese restaurants say that they're very different compared to the food that's actually served in China. 

Can someone explain the differences in our perception of Chinese food and what's actually over there?
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[1131714518] How to make TAMAGO-KAKE-GOHAN

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How to make TAMAGO-KAKE-GOHAN

1.Boiled rice put in the bowl.
2.The raw egg is put up.
3.The soy sauce is dripped and mixed.
!) There is a method of mixing the raw egg and the soy sauce first, too.

4.After it eats, shout"UMEEEEEEE!!"

It is the most delicious dish in Japan.
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[1109761861] I LIKE CHEESE

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I LIKE CHEESE.
DISCUSS?
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[1317957981] fund-raising chocolates

No.9501 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
So what is your relationship with fund-raising chocolates?  Have you sold or bought or bought and sold and eaten such chocolates?  I have eaten and bought such chocolates.

[1320902084] What's your favorite Girl Scout Cookie

No.9507 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
inb4 ``Girl Scout vagina''

[1320192435] Baking Concerns

No.9505 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
simple question /food/ies,
how does one go about making pink food or coloring?
also, other than sugar and honey, what are good sweeteners for baked food?
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