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[1335680985] McDonalds

No.9963 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Why is it so good? What do they put in it?
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[1369500984] Grocery Store

No.10282 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
LAWAK ANTARA BENUA

Lady : "HA'AH...MAK BELI BARANG SIKIT..."

Man : "EH? RAFIDAH? NAK PERGI KEDAI KE?"

Lady : "HAH? YE KE?!"

Man : "YE KE...ERR... RAFIDAH NAK BELI APA...RAFIDAH AMBIK JE LAH... TAK PAYAH BAYAR... NANTI SAYA BAYARKAN... SAYA BLANJA..."

Lady : "PIAN... TERIMA KASIH YE...BELANJA!! RAFIDAH DAH BAGITAU HAJI TADI...PIAN BAYAR!"

Man : "OO... OK! OK! BIASA LA TU... TAKDE HAL LAH..."

Old Man : "SEMUA SEKALI RM 176.30... SILA BAYAR SEKARANG SEBELUM AKU LETUPKAN DENGAN SENAPANG NI..."

The Old Man took a rife and point at the Man.

Old Man : "CEPATTTTT!!!"

Man : "KEJAP LAA... DUIT SAYA BANYAK DALAM NI..."

[1178407849] hot blonde- Nikki

ID:U3SuUn7n No.4188 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
207 777 1994   Totally CRAZY bitch.. loves to get bent over, suck cock..and will open her portal to anyone!

[1171224064] whose idea was it?

No.3484 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
my friend put a turd i n my sandwhich and i unwittngly ate it out of spite
if h e tries that agin i will gtell you guys k thnx
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[1141637351] Octopus

No.1224 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
i love it!
Do you eating?
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[1361002303] Cooks country

No.10202 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I want to know how to get past the cooksillustrated.com bullshit and view the recipes without paying. help me out?

[1369427976] Feed your baby :Give baldy your nipple

No.10280 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Feed your children real food, it's not worth going to jail over it. That means: no vegan food, no meat, no powdered chemical formulas. They need their mother's milk. Don't be stupid: give baldy your nipple. http://www.nbcnews.com/id/18574603/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/t/vegan-couple-sentenced-life-over-babys-death/#.UZ-ffLXvt8E

[1204350184] Recommend me an energy drink

No.6141 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I hate red bull..

Suggest something that tastes good, is inexpensive, and very effective
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[1326857630] coupons

No.9550 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
looking for some good coupons
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[1368584397] Go Green By Eating Insects

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Go green by eating insects: UN agency

BEETLES, caterpillars and wasps could supplement diets around the world as an environmentally friendly food source if only Western consumers could get over their "disgust", the United Nations' Food and Agriculture Organisation (FAO) said yesterday.

   "The main message is really: 'Eat insects'", said Ms Eva Mueller, director of forest economics at the FAO.

   She said: "Two billion people - a third of the world's population - are already eating insects because they are delicious and nutritious." - AFP.