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No.2138071 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
I really love dicks
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No.2082959 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
You just took a bullet for your favourite pony.
What are your last words?
>inb4 niggers tongue my anus
>inb4 sorry shepard, I'm in the middle of some calibrations
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No.2102236 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
favorite quotes from the show!

"You can rob a bank with a gun, but you can rob a world with a bank."
-Mayor Mare
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!zwKM9MP2/U

!zwKM9MP2/U No.2043871 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Suddenly a Human beside you what do you do?
>Tries to hug me
>Say I have to go to the moon
>He hops up on my back
>Tell him I have to go alone
>Says he will help me with my work, whatever
>Too heavy can barely fly
>half way to the moon notice human is not moving
>Shake him off and tell him I'll see him later
>Never see him again
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!6969lyLNHc

!6969lyLNHc No.1747023 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Hello Hasbro, I have a very important announcement to make.
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!!Pe8/IxcXVF4

My Massive Pony

!!Pe8/IxcXVF4 No.1242897 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>Look outside
>See this
>Wat do.

old thread: >>855841
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!MeErLn6DNk

!MeErLn6DNk No.1553593 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
BITCHES, IM CELESTIA, BEST PRINCESS IN THE WORLD
IM THE SEXIEST MARE IN A SHOW FOR LITTLE GIRLS
IN EQUESTRIA IAM THE ONE AND ONLY LORD
NO ONE CAN STOP ME, NOT EVEN DISCORD
LUNA IS A BEYETCH, LOOKS LIKE A BABOON
SHE WAS A LITTLE SLUT SO I SENT HER TO THE MOON!
THAT PRINCESS CADENCE? WHO THE FEATHER IS SHE?
AINT NO OTHER PRINCESS TROLL IT DOWN LIKE ME
CEPT WHEN THAT CHRYSALIS, KNOCKED OFF MY SHINY HAT
BUT THAT NEVER HAPPENED, LETS JUST FORGET ABOUT THAT
SORRY GOTTA FLY, THIS RAP IS NEARLY DONE
PEACE OUT LOYAL SUBJECTS, IM OFF TO RAISE THE SUN!
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!g15y1sQFVQ No.1397911 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Name my pony and make her cutie mark.
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!pL3BUHlb1A

!pL3BUHlb1A No.1462808 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT: We write the plot for Friendship is Magic: The Movie in 5 word posts. I'll start.

It was a regular day
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!/DAShiEV8c

/mlp/-tan Thread: The Creating

!/DAShiEV8c No.1386408 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Ok, so from our last thread, we have established a clear image of our board tan (as seen here).

This is it. The people have spoken.

Now we need to go about creating as much art/stories about her as we can.
I know there are talented writers and artists out there, so everyone join in and make some stuff!
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