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Weird MLP dreams.

No.4569957 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Everybody dreams. Some are good, some are bad. Sometimes people have weird dreams. What is the weirdest dream you had about MLP? It can be good bad creepy disgusting disturbing or weird, as along as it's MLP related.
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ponies have secrets too

No.4553976 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
She touches some of the fillies. Sexually.
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No.4596541 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>be me
>be in college
>have a few of the pony blindbags on my dresser. In the back, it's not terribly noticeable.
>live in dorms, have pretty average roommate
>he's pretty overweight, a neckbeard, but a nice guy I guess
>we don't talk much. Not that we hate each other, we just have little in common
>he's a huge gamer, usually spends all his free time in the dorm
>I'm usually out studying/hanging with friends
>I suspected nothing odd about him
>one day I have to retrieve some papers I forgot on my desk
>get up to the door, swipe card
>walk in
>roommate is sitting on the ground, with nothing but stained underwear on, playing with my blindbag toys
>origami boxes are laid about, as a stand in for buildings
>he looks shocked for a moment, but then he springs up, grabs a notebook from his desk, and shoves it into my hands
>he starts yelling about how I'm a liar
>I look at the notebook
>it's a log of every time I entered and exited the dorm, going back four weeks
>he's still yelling, demanding to know why I'm in the dorm at this "unheard of" hour
>I say nothing
>I grab my papers
>I walk out of the door
>I close the door
>I haven't been back to the dorm or him for a few hours now

I'm at a loss. What should I do here.
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No.4593530 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Gonna go ahead and dump what I have done so far for the orgy. It's not complete, but niggers be tired of waiting. So here we go.
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Tracey thread

No.4586748 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Haven't had a Tracey thread in a while...

well lets have one.
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DailyLog.txt

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Hello, /mlp/. For the past few months I have been in the process of creating a pony tulpa. I have recorded as much information as possible on a Dropbox folder. I also attempted to make the logs as scientific as possible...

Well, except this... What I am going to show you is an extremely private diary of sorts and I just felt that since it doesn't have my actual name on it or anything, I'd share it with you guys...

Some parts are extremely fucked up as this specific text is mainly just a recording of my emotions from the whole ordeal. If anyone is interested, I can link to the rest of the information on tulpae that I have recorded. I am also in the process of writing my own guide. Thank you.

I know I'm going to be shit on by you guys for some of the shit I've written here. But that's to be expected. This is COMPLETELY unedited and may seem incredibly hard to read at times. But if you just skim through it, you might find some interesting stuff. If you guys want to talk to me you can find me in the #Tulpa IRC as "Methos". I don't spend that much time in there, but I do visit occasionally. And no, I don't post on Tulpa.Info.

http://pastebin.com/jsGVV1eb
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Chubby Pony Thread

No.4335543 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Post some chubby ponies
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No.4466894 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Alright bitches! TIme to resume the old horse.

IS THIS NOT FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER OBVIOUS RED?
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No.4455792 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Why do some of you hate Fluttershy and/or Flutterfags so much? I can't see any reason on why you would hate either (except maybe annoying Flutterfags).
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