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!Bf9twiTcHU

!Bf9twiTcHU No.1403649 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
let's play this game
and contribute making new pics
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!IBrony9/z.

!IBrony9/z. No.1390915 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
NEW THREAD

http://officialmlphaters.forumotion.com/

>4/16 I locked it again! My sides hurt to much! You guys are so hilarious! So angry of people hating a baby show! TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! You trolls are so hilarious, pathetic, and immature! XD You'll get a life now, right? :D Also, thanks to Rain1 (The real MOD) for backing me up while I went and did things in my life! You are the best mod ever! :) No go screw yourself bronies!

Locked it, eh?
User: NotWilliam_Jennings_Bryan
Pass: froghead
Don't get it banned.
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!!nHYBnpvPB1x

/mlp/ Board-tan Continued

!!nHYBnpvPB1x No.1367578 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Continued from >>1354459

Now then,

I believe we need to create an executable plan to finalize our board-tan.

I propose that within this thread, we should focus on the following:

>Establishing a central character
1. Choose 3-5 imaginings/incarnations from the active artists
2. In a civil (or as civil as 4chan can be) manner, give suggestions/feedback concerning the creations
3. From there, we choose which of these polished tans we like the best.

>Creating a back story
(This is where the write-fags come in)
1. Create as many stories and works involving /mlp/-tan as possible
2. From there, we can decide what is to be canon/backstory and what isn't.

>Create More
1. Once the other two steps are complete, both artists and writers (or anyone really) should create as much work as they feel like involving the character we have created. This will lay down a solid foundation and give us some means of interacting with the other boards/board-tans

(Cont'...)
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!!nHYBnpvPB1x

!!nHYBnpvPB1x No.1354459 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
/mlp/-tan discussion/ideas thread!

Old Thread: >>1337129

What we have so far.
>/co/'s disowned little sister.
>Used to have sex with /b/ Because face it, /b/ loves nothing but his cat, and Chloe Moritz
>Tries to disassociate herself with Ponychan, EqD, and Bronies in general.
>Very infrequently hangs out with /tg/
>Is on alright terms with /k/
>Most likely earns money by making pony paraphernalia and selling it on eBay.
>Is a tryhard, especially when it comes to making friends with other boards, and acting 'cool'. Most they're just annoyed by her /b/-reminiscent behavior, and inability to steer a conversation towards anything but ponies.
>Horrible fashion sense, so she ends up looking like a terrible, terrible hipster.
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!Sanctus0yg

!Sanctus0yg No.1337129 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Does /mlp/ have a board-tan? And if so, what are it's relationships with the other boards?
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!!avuTshBcAQi

!!avuTshBcAQi No.1298837 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ONCE UPON A TIME, IN THE MAGICAL LAND OF EQUESTRIA, THERE WERE TWO REGAL SISTERS WHO RULED TOGETHER, AND CREATED HARMONY FOR ALL THE LAND.

TO DO THIS, THE ELDEST USED HER UNICORN POWERS TO RAISE THE SUN AT DAWN. THE YOUNGER BROUGHT OUT THE MOON TO BEGIN THE NIGHT. THUS, THE TWO SISTERS MAINTAINED BALANCE FOR THEIR KINGDOM AND THEIR SUBJECTS, ALL THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF PONIES.

BUT AS TIME WENT ON, THE YOUNGER SISTER BECAME RESENTFUL; THE PONIES RELISHED AND PLAYED IN THE DAY THAT HER OLDER SISTER HAD BROUGHT FORTH, BUT SHUNNED AND SLEPT THROUGH HER BEAUTIFUL NIGHT.
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!zSqqZzFi7g

Stand Up Comedy

!zSqqZzFi7g No.935456 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Pony-related jokes and funny situations.

I'm making a stand up comedy routine and its limited to MLP-related topics.

Do you guys have anything funny you've noticed that you'd like to share with me?

If you went into a ponyville comedy club, what would the comic be saying?

The video will be released via youtube credits added if I add something you post.
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!TXwGaUHWDw

!TXwGaUHWDw No.523362 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
*5 billion killed by bees a year...*
*click*
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!!+5DDP63LD46

!!+5DDP63LD46 No.539754 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
sup /mlp/, let's play a game.

I drew you this HIGH QUALITY template of a pony with no mane, tail, color, anything.

Your job: Every post, add on one new thing to pony.

At the end it shall be... /MLP/'S PONI.

GOGOGO and don't nigger it up niggers
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!zwKM9MP2/U

The awkward life in Equestria

!zwKM9MP2/U No.413802 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>Out with main 6 they want to try some restaurant with you to introduce you too their culture
>Get menu
>Everything is flowers, salads, candy, icecream
>Waiter comes back "What will you all have"
>"I'll do you guys have Cheeseburgers?"
>The main 6 look at you the waiter asks what you mean
>"Ya know like meat from cows""
>The restaurant goes quite, everyone looking at out
>"We... we don't eat cows here anon... they are people" Twilight says
>"O-oh right... I'll just have a salad"
>you slump into your seat
>Food comes out every one chows down you notice
>The main six try to get you to eat flowers,
>"Here anon try this it is a delicate flower, try a bite" FS says
>You agree after the 6 egg you on
>Take a bite, moments later you feel funny
> Hallucinations start happening, the flower doesn't mix with humans as it does with ponies
>You awake hours later naked on the edge of town the main six looking at you
FUCKING EQUESTRIA
more?
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