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Do we really need more aircraft carriers? How much have we spent on the F35 and drones already? Divert military spending towards the troops, intelligence and special forces. Cut military spending and discretionary military spending in general. Increase legal immigration, deport illegal immigrants. Legalize, tax and regulate cannabis. Focus the war on drugs on drugs that make people emaciated and toothless. Public education adopts practices from Finland, Shanghai cram schools and Jamaican school sports. Promote STEM and introduce computer programming from an early age. Humanities should promote a more scientific attitude. End all mercantilist policies, the only extra taxes on imports are those needed to fund customs searches, only arms shipments and related materials are regulated beyond normal. Explain to voters that the best way to respond to foreign competition is immediately and to remain competitive. Fact: If an economic downturn is due to physical causes not due to lack of aggregate demand, lowering interest rates and increasing government spending will result in stagflation. While keynesian economic was logical and sound, modern neo-keynesian economics has nothing to do with it, it is mainly the result of political lobbying to abuse central banks. The federal reserve's role is to respond to the market value of capital, lowering rates in proportion to how much of the downturn is due to lack of aggregate demand. The economy is neither driven by spending or supply alone, it is driven by both, you promote spending by facilitating the development and production of quality goods and services at low expense, enough to tempt even the most miserly of holdouts. What else? Have I missed anything?
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Jews can fix it, but refuse to...
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I love how the gay-vampires
>>5 always try to blame the Bronze-age goat-herders
>>7 . Seriously, you are like 2000 years old. Grow the fuck up.
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>>8 He's talking to you. He's just too stupid to type
>>8 . So he typed
>>7 instead.
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>>10 here again: I'm with >>8 though Anonymous
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Germany's conundrum: low jobless rate, low pay Up to 3 million earn less than €6 an hour, despite robust economy BERLIN - Chancellor Angela Merkel often boasts during the campaign for the Sept 22 elections that Germany has one of Europe's lowest jobless rates - at around 6.8 per cent. But it comes at a price. As many as three million people in Europe's top economy earn less than €6 an hour, meaning Germany has one of the biggest shares of low wages in Europe, a fact that Dr Merkel's critics have jumped on. "We've become a country of low wages," sighed charity worker Renate Stark, who every day confronts the struggle of workers paid too little to make ends meet, despite Germany's booming economy. From pizza deliverers earning an hourly €6, to young journalists on less than €750 a month, the 55-year old social assistant for the Catholic Caritas organisation can reel off many such examples. One man Ms Stark helps has been working as a packer at an online sales company in Berlin for four years on €3.50 an hour and cannot find another job. Like hundreds of others, Ms Stark said, he scrapes by mostly thanks to certain welfare benefits. But when these are not enough, he turns to charities. "I began this job 21 years ago and it wasn't like that," she said. "The situation has become really serious in the past five or six years." To be sure, many of those hired by Germany's industrial giants enjoy enviable conditions. But unlike most of its European partners, Germany has no national minimum wage. According to figures compiled by the IAQ Institute for Work, Skills and Training, more than one in five empolyees, or nearly seven million people, earned less than €8.50 an hour in 2011. By comparison, the minimum wage in France is just under €9.50 an hour. Furthermore, the boom in low-wage jobs has been accompanied by a corresponding rise in "precarious" work, such as part-time or temporary work. There are also so-called "mini-jobs" where employees are paid a maximum of €450 a month and are exempt from paying social or welfare contributions. Nearly eight million people were in such low-pay or mini jobs last year, almost twice as many as 20 years ago, according to data by the federal statistics office Destatis. Women and all Germans in the much poorer areas have been the most affected by rising impoverishment since sweeping reforms were pushed through under former Social Democrat (SPD) chancellor, Mr Gerhard Schroeder, between 2003 and 2005. SPD chancellor candidate Peer Steinbrueck has acknowledged the flip side to these policies, known as Agenda 2010, whose aim was to make the economy more competitive. He has promised to introduce a general minimum wage of €8.50 if he is elected. For her part, Dr Merkel has rejected a nationwide minimum wage, which she sees as the root of Europe's high levels of unemployment. AGENCE FRANCE-PRESSE
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Everyone repeats it, like its cure for cancer. Why would i want to drink water with fluoride, pesticides and heavy metals?
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>>1 So you rather drink urine then? And what is this have to do with politics?
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>>1 But 1-san, I do drink water, from my own rain water, distilled and bleached.
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Softdrink contains water, doesn't it?
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Aussie candidate draws flak for lewd website AN AUSTRALIAN candidate for the national Parliament was yesterday forced to apologise for a personal website which reportedly carried hundreds of lewd jokes, including a remark from him about "tit banter". Conservative Liberal Party candidate Kevin Baker has since shut down his forum site for Mini Cooper car enthusiasts, which also reportedly contained references to incest and racism. The Sydney Daily Telegraph reported that the website included jokes about the Pope being a paedophile, and others which made light of incest. It said that Mr Baker, who is the director of a children's charity, had written in one post: "Seems a bit like 'Tit Banter'..." - AFP.
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WikiLeaks soldier jailed 35 years US ARMY Private Bradley Manning, 25 was sentenced to 35 years in jail and dishonourably discharged yesterday for the biggest breach of official secrets in American history. Military judge Colonel Denise Lind delivered her verdict after a months-long trial. Manning had passed a massive cache of classified government documents to whistle-blowing site WikiLeaks. Manning appeared ashen-faced as he awaited the verdict, which came in a less than two-minute statement by Lind. He was convicted of espionage and other crimes last month, having earlier admitted being the source of hundreds of thousands of battlefield reports from the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq and confidential US diplomatic cables.
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>>6 Our government treats "TOP SECRET" shit like a baby's dick: nobody may touch it! Isn't the gov supposed to work FOR the people? Like, employed BY the people. So, don't THE PEOPLE just own all that "TOP SECRET" shit? You know, from paying a shitload of goddamn taxes and shit
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Top China official Jiang Jiemin probed A HIGH-RANKING Chinese official who oversees state-owned firms is being probed for "serious disciplinary violations", official media reported yesterday, as the country's new leaders intensify a clampdown on corruption. The investigation of Jiang Jiemin follows several graft cases against top officials and the dramatic trial of fallen Communist Party heavyweight Bo Xilai for alleged bribery, embezzlement and abuse of power. In a brief dispatch, the state-run Xinhua news agency said Jiang "is being investigated over suspected serious disciplinary violations", a term used as a euphemism for corruption by officials. Xinhua said it obtained the information about Jiang, head of the State-Owned Assets Supervision and Administration Commission of the State Council, from the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection of the ruling Communist Party. The commission is the party's anti-corruption watchdog. Xinhua did not immediately provide further details. Jiang has a seat on the party's central committee, which has more than 200 members. The State Council is China's cabinet. President Xi Jinping, who took office in March, has vowed to oust corrupt officials all the way from low-level "flies" to high-ranking "tigers" amid fears graft could threaten the party's hold on power. - AFP.
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I wish AFP guy would also include links of his sources to compare. If the Aussie thing is true, then that means 4chan members cannot join the parliament :(
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A man was about to open his house door. Man : "Oh no! I've forgotten my keys! Thank goodness a locksmith had pasted his ad on my meter box." Later... Locksmith : "There, I've unlocked your door. That'll be $50." Man : "You mean it's free of charge or I'll report you to the authorities for vandalising public property with your stickers..." Legal Question : Should the man pay the locksmith and should the locksmith charged with vandalism ?
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Garfield
Jon sit on the chair and Garfield walk toward him.
Garfield : "YOU'RE IN MY CHAIR"
Jon : "I'M SITTING IN CAT HAIR!"
Garfield : "LET THE PUNISHMENT FIT THE CRIME!"
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JEW
Jon sit on the chair and a JEW walk toward him.
JEW : "YOU'RE IN MY CHAIR"
Jon : "I'M SITTING IN JEW HAIR!"
JEW : "LET THE PUNISHMENT FIT THE CRIME!"
www.facebook.com/JEW Distributed by Universal JEWclick
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JUDGES UNDER FIRE Mother of rape victim rejects apology Protesters carrying signs calling for Judge Baugh's resignation on the courthouse lawn on Thursday. BILLINGS (Montana) - The mother of a teenage rape victim says that a judge is "just covering his butt" after he apologised for saying that her 14-yearold daughter who eventually killed herself was "older than her chronological age". Ms Auliea Hanlon said that District Judge G. Todd Baugh's apology was "irrelevant" because he has stood by the 30-day prison sentence given on Monday to rapist and former teacher Stacey Rambold, 54. Her daughter, Cherice Moralez, killed hereslf before Rambold's case came to trial. Ms Hanlon rejected the judge's apology on Thursday as she spoke to an Associated Press reporter during an rally for Judge Baugh's resignation. The rally packed the Yellowstone Country Courthouse lawn with hundreds of people, may carrying signs such as "Justice for Cherice" and "14 is 14". On Wednesday, Judge Baugh, 71 wrote an apology in a letter to the editor to The Billings Gazette, saying he "deserved to be chastised" for his comments about the victim, who he had said was "older than her chronological age" and had as much control of the situation as the high school teacher who was in a sexual relationship with her. The judge later told reporters he was "fumbling around" in court trying to explain his sentence and "made some really stupid remarks". But he said he stood by his decision to sentence Rambold to 30 days in jail - 15 years in prison, with all but 31 days of that term suspended. He gave Rambold credit for one day already served. "She wasn't even old enough to get a driver's licence. But Judge Baugh, who never met our daughter, justified the paltry sentence saying she was older than her chronological age," Ms Hanlon said in a statement to the Gazette after Monday's sentencing. "I guess somehow it makes a rape more acceptable if you blame the victim, even if she was only 14." ASSOCIATED PRESS
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Defence lawyer may lose licence over gang-rape remarks He may also face contempt suit for Delhi court outburst NEW DELHI - A lawyer for two men sentenced to death for the fatal gang-rape of an Indian student could lose his licence for remarks that "reek of misogyny", a regulatory body said. Mr A.P. Singh, the counsel for Akshay Thakur and Vinay Sharma, has angered the Bar Council of Delhi with his outbursts after death sentences were passed last Friday on four men for the assault on the 23-year-old woman in New Delhi last year. Mr Singh told a section of the local media that he would have "burned my daughter alive" if she was having "premarital sex and moving around at night with her boyfriend". He was apparently referring to the victim, who died of grievous internal injuries after being lured onto a private bus by a gang of six following a cinema trip with her male companion on Dec 16. The only allegations against the character of the victim have been made by some of the defence lawyers, who have produced no evidence. The Bar Council said yesterday that Mr Singh's comments amounted to "professional misconduct" and that it would consider cancelling his license at a meeting tomorrow. "How can he say anything like this? His comments reek of misogyny," said Mr Surya Prakash Khatri, chairman of the council. "We can go to any extent. We can cancel his practice permit," he added. Mr Singh could also face a separate "contempt suit" for questioning the death sentence and shouting at the judge inside the courtroom, said Mr Khatri. "This is injustice! This is not a victory of truth. You have acted under political pressure," Mr Singh shouted after the sentence was read out. Mr Khatri said Mr Singh had to explain on what basis he had made the "damaging allegations" against the judge. The Hindustan Times yesterday quoted Mr Singh as saying that he stood by his remarks. "I stand by all my statements made inside and outside the court. I will not apologise. Let the notices come, I will file my reply," he told the newspaper. Mr Singh, as well as the lawyers for the other convicts, have said that they would appeal against the convictions in the Delhi High Court. The attack, in which the student was repeatedly raped and assaulted with a metal rod, sparked widespread anger at the treatment of women in India. The fifth suspect in the case, bus driver Ram Singh, died in prison in March in an apparent suicide. A sixth member of the gang, who was a minor at the time of the assault, was sentenced last month to three years in a reformatory, the maximum penalty allowed under India's laws. AGENCE FRANCE-PRESSE
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Leinster House, Kildare Street ,Dublin LOCK OUT OR DÁIL ÉIRE/IRISH GOVERNMENT We need to stand up to them. On the 18th of September I am calling on everyone to come and support this lock out.You have plenty of time to organize baby sitters, day off work, or better still national strike. Make your voice heard. If 5am is too early come when you can. We will only have one shot at this so make it count. A blue flu day would help and any army personnel would be more than welcome HERE IS A GREAT COMMENT FROM TARA ON THE JOURNAL REGARDING THE LOCKOUT ON SEPTEMBER 18TH Tara Wilson-Black Protest is from 5am-9pm which makes it viable for everyone, join the protest prior to work OR after work. The important thing is we all show solidarity and humanity for those people affected by the governments austerity. I am going because this government lied to gain power, they have no mandate, they did not keep any of their pre-election promises and they continue to tax the weak, vulnerable, disadvantaged and one section of society while protecting themselves and the banksters. Austerity does not work the young are emigrating in their droves, people are committing suicide, families are being evicted, children are going to bed hungry, we have no proper access to healthcare, education and the latest tax “broadcast” is just another way of pilfering money to pay the Troika, make no mistake it is not for RTE or any other broadcasts, its for the Troika because our government are too spineless to stand up for the very people who voted for them to protect them. Out Government are nothing short of gangsters, they are stealing from ALL of us. They are giving the revenue powers to put their hands into your bank accounts, pensions, wages and I for one did not vote for that. Sept 18th, 5am – 9pm, humanity calls.
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Government intervention in the economy played a larger role than the market. Ireland needs to go unfettered to sort out its economy there.
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Liberal: "This war sucks, man, we shouldn't be fighting." Pro-war Person: *Shows liberal videos of Muslims decapitating people* Liberal: "Pff, stupid nazi neo-con. People suck." Dicuss.
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>>17 Al-Queda called. They'd like to thank you for providing them with more recruitment material.
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lol who fucking cares? just stay out of their country and they'll eventually blow themselves up
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>>6 On his own people? Hm, I'd really like to know when and where this happened. Sure, there were the attack on Kurdistan in 1988, but the Kurds are hardly "his own people" as you say.
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>>17 Jews too. Their presence in the 20's started all this bullshit in the first place.
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Pearls Before Swine
PEARLS BEFORE SWINE STEPHEN PASTIS
Rat is coaching to a group of little girls' basketball team
Rat : "OUR SOLE GOAL IS TO WIN.
BUT NOT JUST TO WIN. TO DOMINATE.
TO
CRUSH OUR OPPONENT.
BECAUSE THIS IS LIKE WAR!
AND IN WAR, THE END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS!
SO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES!!
BECAUSE AS JOSEPH STALIN ONCE SAID, "YOU CAN'T MAKE AN OMELETTE WITHOUT BREAKING A FEW EGGS!!!""
Silence
Goat to Pig : "HE REALLY SHOULDN'T BE COACHING A LITTLE GIRLS' BASKETBALL TEAM"
Girl 1 : "WHO'S JOSEPH STALIN?"
www.facebook.com/PearlsComic © 2013 Stephan Pastis / Distr. by Universal Uclick
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You are letting the United States government off for being intellectually backward! by making them whole system seem normal, in comparison to yourself.
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>>1 That why US school is the homeland of faggot!
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Dear Great Britain, as an American citizen I would like to apologize. Our leaders have ruined the friendship, if you will, that was supposed to mean something between our great nations. Nobody can blame you for staying out of a war because 90% of us don't want one either! This is a president who gave back a bust of Winston Churchill. A man 1000 times better a leader than Obama ever will be, hopefully this can be mended over time. If not, it's been a hell of a century.
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Assaulted by both one's parents in the same evening! What *is* family life coming to?
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>>16 you have some issues to deal with bro
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Did /pol/ get hacked? Did mooties pull the plug? H-here we go...
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Nixon introduced USA to Cocaine and sold out to China. Ronald Reagan escalated wars and personally trained Osama Bin Laden. _________________________________ Reagan and the Taliban Reagan was directly responsible for arming and training Taliban fighters, including Osama Bin Laden: Proclamation 5034—Afghanistan Day, 1983 By the President of the United States of America, 21 March 1983 The tragedy of Afghanistan continues as the valiant and courageous Afghan freedom fighters [The Taliban] persevere in standing up against the brutal power of the Soviet invasion and occupation. The Afghan people are struggling to reclaim their freedom, which was taken from them when the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan in December of 1979. In this three-year period the Soviet Union has been unable to subjugate Afghanistan. The Soviet forces are pitted against an extraordinary people who, in their determination to preserve the character of their ancient land, have organized an effective and still spreading country-wide resistance. The resistance of the Afghan freedom fighters is an example to all the world of the invincibility of the ideals we in this country hold most dear, the ideals of freedom and independence. We must also recognize that the sacrifices required to maintain this resistance are very high. Millions have gone into exile as refugees. We will probably never know the numbers of people killed and maimed, poisoned and gased, of the homes that have been destroyed, and of the lives that have been shattered and stricken with grief. It is, therefore, incumbent upon us as Americans to reflect on the events in Afghanistan, to think about the agony which these brave people bear, and to maintain our condemnation of the continuing Soviet occupation. Our observance again this year of Afghanistan Day on March 21, the Afghan New Year, will recall for all the world America's unflagging sympathy for a determined people, its support for their refugees and commitment to achieving a political settlement for Afghanistan which will free that country from tyranny's yoke. The Congress, by Senate Joint Resolution 65, has designated March 21, 1983 as "Afghanistan Day" and has requested the President to issue a proclamation in observance of that day. Now, Therefore, I, Ronald Reagan, President of the United States of America, do hereby designate March 21, 1983 as Afghanistan Day. In Witness Whereof, I have hereunto set my hand this twenty-first day of March, in the year of our Lord nineteen hundred and eighty-three, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and seventh. Ronald Reagan
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Who comes to these text boards?
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>>7 some people and this guy who keeps copy pasting news articles remotely related to the discussion at hand
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So 2 crazy tribes are at war constantly, then one empire bashes their armies, unites the lands and brings them better technology. The efforts of the empire to unite everything results in the basis of a strong future nation state when they finally leave. Compare India to Africa, India's only major political troubles were border disputes with China, Pakistan and Bangladesh. All of these countries maintained a semblance of democracy despite being as poor as Africa for many years, while China went through Totalitarianism and Africa suffered from a patchwork of military dictatorships (except in South Africa). Empires have problems though when they have to compete with other empires, as we have seen in Africa, or when they cannot maintain security. I'm going with "yes". Where empires failed, if the empire never interfered I do not believe countries would always end up like Thailand or Japan, I believe the same factors that led to the fail of empire would also lead to their failure as traditional societies trying to advance to modernity. They would end up like Ethiopia during the 70s and 80s or China after ww2.
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>>1 What the hell am I reading?
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>>7 There is not much difference between the prevailing view of imperialism and a more objective view of imperialism, both would judge it to be immoral. The difference is in how they compare imperialism to the alternatives, the emotionally charged conformist view is that imperialism is evil so the natives must be good, the objective view is that both the imperialists and natives are under tyrannical regimes and we have to look at them both in more detail to find answers, so this is the only disagreement here.
The cost of waiting will always be less than that of intervening because any conquered nation cannot be a free society.
Becoming a free society is a gradual change, it can be argued that a society is never "truly free" until it is independent but certainly Hong Kong was more free than its neighbors in China for much of its history. India underwent rapid economic and technological development during the 20s, 30s and 40s, a significant middle class had been around since the 1860s and expanded even further during this time and exercised political power long before India was officially independent and democratic.
Thus, India did not need to become independent through outright civil war and when India became independent it could secure itself and maintain democratic institutions. Which is more than could be said for many African countries which became independent prematurely and were open to attack by marxist rebels, resulting in decades of civil war.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozambique#Conflict_and_civil_war http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethiopia#Mengistu_era http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angola#Independence_and_civil_war >>8 When I say "compare india to Africa" you might want to look up the history of colonialism in those regions on wikipedia for some background info.
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>>9 Being a free society is much more than having the vote. India still operates on an extremely oppressive caste system, you might have noticed that women get raped there quite a lot and India has a massive child prostitution and trafficking problem.
I agree that becoming free is a gradual change but it must come from within.
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Would have to aggre to a curtain extent sure (yes). Although that is not to say that i support their actions of doing this, because i don't. Dangerous time's, in a every changing world.
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>>11 I would have to agree to a certain extent, although this is not to say I support their actions. Dangerous times in an ever changing world. *
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