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ID:XAP6Zzz8 No.478958802 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
> OP here again (FINAL GIVEAWAY)
> Will deliver again (Gave away $3000 today)
> I love you /b/rothers
> Will provide proof
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ID:kHnmCiA0 No.478923546 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
So, /b/, I'm in a bit of a state right now. Two of my best friends are in hospital, and I just finished stitching up the third. A torched shell of burnt metal is resting downstairs in what I guess you'd call my parking lot. The last 40 hours have been harrowing and I really need to tell my story to someone. I swear this isn't gonna be some bullshit spaghetti trollpaste. Here goes.

> be 22
> bisexual
> living with three other bisexuals
> Vincent, Rachel, Valerie
> something of a dysfunctional group, not going to go into bullshit exposition but you'll find out
> live by the coast in a university town
> all involved in life sciences (Vincent = 7th year med, Valerie = phd biochemistry, Rachel = masters cell biology, me = masters in genetics & biotech)
> be 6 months ago
> Valerie moving into apartment, we know her through Rachel (ex-hookup)
> first thing we see is a massive set of knives
> That Look shoots around the apartment, Rachel nods to both of us
> dinner starts going strange
> watch my fork melt into my plate
> wat.jpg
> i hear Rachel laughing, sounds like a million miles away
> broken glass, Vincent is giggling and crushing wine glass up in his hands
> Valerie isn't moving, just watching us, smiling
> ohyou.jpg
> i'm suddenly sawing into the table with my steak knife, just want to cut things
> SO FUCKING HORNY JESUS CHRIST
> feel hands around my throat, rachel and vincent are now on the floor
> must be valerie
> bitch drugged us MOTHERFUCKER

continuing soon
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ID:e72qEUCb No.478950548 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
> OP Here
> Will deliver again (Already gave away $2000)
> Will post proof
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ID:cZr9rHTR No.478828521 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT: I use my laptop's mirror photo function to make aliens out of my genitalia.

Photo 1 - I call him "Ducky"
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ID:ULGYKusO No.478776934 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>ITT: God tier comedians

Picture fucking related

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ID:6ObWpdah No.478775207 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Massive steam give away, get in here faggots.

First Three people to reply with steam id get tf2 unsual hat's

Make me laugh and get a rare dota2 item

Roll 69 - Get Star wars battlefront 2

Roll 13 - Get Just cause 2

Roll 34 - Get Left 4 dead 2

Roll 01 - Get Gta 4

Roll 85 - Get Call of duty 4

Dubs, trips, quads can go fuck them selves.
00------000----0000
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ID:FdlFb+bc No.478707520 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Historical/rare image thread.

Pic related, Walt Disney testing the technology for Pirates of the Caribbean at the manufacturer's headquarters.
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ID:QoqOlwXw No.478673650 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
/b/ tell me a story
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ID:uqsu2jp6 No.478623874 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
I feel like sharing a story.

>Be me, age 14
>Been friends with girl since elementary school
>She was really ugly back then
>Glasses, big eyes, red hair, freckles, fat, and fucked up teeth
>She's 14 now, really grew in.
>Nice tits, got contacts and braces, started working out, still kinda chubby
>her hair was actually really nice
>We were awesome friends
>She was into the vidya
>We played super smash bros a lot
>i was always way better than her
>crushing hard on her
>i couldnt really tell if she was into me
>i ask her one day if she is into any guys at school
>she says just one
>who?
>she said this guy Dylan
>crushed

>cont....
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ID:b5KTErv0 No.478625042 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Yes, this thread again.

> Easy mode: You fap you lose
> Hard mode: You boner you lose


go
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