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ID:C6IrZuhB No.489396235 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
50 replies I gonna squash my pimple.

Tits delivered.
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ID:RPRM6f6+ No.489379061 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Corrupt a wish thread !

>Rules:
>1 wish per post
>must post your own wish after you corrupt in the same post

>Example:
>I wish i could sleep more often

>-you go to sleep and never wake up!
>i wish for ...

I'll start..

I wish i was rich
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ID:d+Em0K/0 No.489305589 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT: Nigger Army on WeeWorld
been a few days since this has happend
Calling all tyrones.
comence the nigger army and bring forth thy wadameluns

Go to weeworld
Create a nigger named tyrone.
Go to lava lagoon.
harass people calling them racist.
REMEMBER
-Wadamelun
-Whyte wimin
-kfc
-HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
-delete system 32 to stop lagging from all the tyrones.
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ID:P3RkwUYX No.489009961 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Rate my gf
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ID:DXSom5gt No.488840380 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Whats the most fucked up thing you've ever done?
here's mine
>be 18
>me and a couple friends walking around a cul de sac beside my neighborhood
>see kid i don't like getting in his car
>me and friends get the same idea
>as soon as he pulls out of the driveway, goa round back
>get rock, break window, climb in 1 by 1
>tear his room apart, destroy some stuff, keep valuable stuff
>the guy pulls back into the driveway
>SHITRUN.jpg
>hop out the back window we came in at
>catches my last friend getting out when he walks through the door
>yells "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
>friend gets back in, punches him in the face, smashes head up against the wall
>run halfway across town
>get some In-N-Out Burger
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ID:Tr4trIzQ No.488747569 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Cuz 80s graphics are awesome
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ID:kguRbxPO No.488637779 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
On/Off Thread!
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ID:Y3s374UZ No.488611127 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
If someone rolls 00,11,22,33,44,55,66,77,88,99 then I will kill myself.

OP will deliver.
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ID:jGYRvZD6 No.488617975 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT: God Tier Game Characters
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ID:w5gH/NG5 No.488308432 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Skyrim funny moments thread?
Skyrim funny moments thread.

>Level 12 Barbarian-type character
>Exploring the wilderness, as one does
>Hear dragon fighting music
>Music continues for ages, can't see a dragon anywhere
>Suddenly the corpse of a mammoth hits the ground in front of me
>Whatthefuck.jpg?
>Another mammoth falls behind me
>Look up in the sky
>Dragon is fighting a legion of flying mammoths
>I'm level 12 and what the fuck is this?
>Use dragonrend to get the dragon onto the ground
>Dragon lands, though the mammoths are in hot pursuit
>All of a fucking sudden - Dragon reinforcements out of fucking nowhere
>Thinking to myself "this is a bit unfair, where the hell are the giants that tend these hairy bitches?"
>Continue watching the chaos, dragons are winning
>See red dots behind me on compass
>It's about 12 fucking giants
>Backup has arrived
>Giants and mammoths kill the dragons
>All of them then turn and run at me
>"nope.jpg"
>Haul ass out of there

Definitely my best Skyrim moment.
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