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[1141219727] Hello, American people!

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[1376757371] Sextortion

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Miss Teen USA says she didn't know she was being watched on her webcam

I'm victim of 'sextortion'

NUDE SHOCK: Miss Teen USA Cassidy Wolf, 19, claims a stranger said he had naked pictures of her.

THE newly-crowned Miss Teen USA has claimed she is a victim of "sextortion".

   Miss Cassidy Wolf's story should serve as a warning for those who do not safeguard their passwords.

   She said someone had tried to log onto her Facebook account four months ago.

   Then she got a shock when she got an anonymous e-mail from stranger saying that he had nude photos of her, Fox News reported.

   "I wasn't aware that somebody was watching me (on my webcam)," the 19-year-old said.

   "The light (on the camera) didn't even go on, so I had no idea."

   The California native declined to say what the photos were of, but told Fox News that they captured things you would do "in the privacy of your own room".

   She said the stranger said he would make the photos public unless she paid him. It is not clear how much he wanted. She has this warning for Internet users.

   "I had the same password for years," she said. "But now seeing that someone can hack into my stuff just downloading an incorrect link, it's very important to change your passwords, delete your cookies."

   The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) is looking into the case.

   FBI Los Angeles office spokesman Laura Eimille said investigations are ongoing but declined to reveal details, reported the Los Angeles Times.

   This incident is the latest in a string of so-called "sextortion" cases where personal e-mail accounts, social media or a computer's own hardware is used to steal compromising information or images, said the Los Angeles Times.

Recent case

   It said that in a recent case a Los Angeles man pleaded guilty to targeting 350 women and coercing them into showing him pictures of them nude.

   Prosecutors said he hacked into the Facebook, Skype and e-mail accounts of victims and changed their passwords.

   Then he would search the files for naked or semi-naked pictures of the women.

   He would also pose as those women and convince their friends to remove their clothes and take pictures of them.

[1117286202] Scaturday

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Scat galore
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[1370461374] I'm in a rock'n roll session

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and I'm waiting for Michael
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[1376844982] NEW VAMPIRE CLAN MUST READ!

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So I have this new clan for Vampire The Masquerade.
I haven't come up with a name yet, so maybe you guys would help me on that.

These members were secretly the very first descendants of Khain (or however you spell it), which means that basically members of this clan cannot die. If you kill them, they just respawn, and if their spawnpoint is blocked or unsafe for some reason, they just respawn elsewhere. ...so these guys have lived so long that they've gone insane from the boredom of living forever, so a big part of their unlives, they spend looking for final death.

As they cannot die, they've outgrown the need and craving for blood, so they've lost the ability to drink it, and their fangs have retracted over the ages. They've also grown resistant to sunlight. One would think that that wouldd make them perfect infiltrators amongst the humans, but the members of this clan always sport these constant inhuman grins that are somehow only visible to vampires.

The clan believes that by becoming one with human society, then can achieve humanity, andd thereby final death. This means trying their outmost to follow the norms, morals and laws of human society, and try to get along with humans as much as possible. A member who breaks a human law of his society, is cast out from the clan in shame.

Their vampiric powers centers around sensory bedazzlement.
All generations will unmistakingly glitter when exposed to sunlight, with can strike wonder into the weak-mnded.
Some high generation members can create rainbows, the most powerful being able to create double rainbows, stretching all the way.

For pets, this clan will often own a special kind of cat, that can fly, leaving behind a trail of rainbows. It's called a nyan-cat, and is a sign of wealth amongst clan members.

So what do you guys think? You should probably ask your GM if you can roll a member of this clan the next time you play. You will probably rock everyone's socks off, vampiricly speaking.

TL;DR: Penis.

[1322128050] Replace one word with jew

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In the title of a book/film

The taming of the jew
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[1376393624] 【OC】SJIS ART

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Post SJIS! It must be yours!
Don't forget your [aa] tags

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