Let's get a /k/ humor thread going.

Hello /k/, /x/ here. I'm writing a story which will involve guns in a few key points, and I need some help from you.

So, pistols. How exactly do you empty a pistol? I know you take out the magazine by hitting a button near where you hold the gun, but how do you get the round in the chamber out, do you rack the slide? Or is there a different way? Also, would it be reasonable to attach a flashlight to a pistol by using tape, by not getting any tape on the slide?

Pic related, gun I'm using in context for the story.

Time to compose a group letter to Carolyn McCarthy. Add your sentence in and we'll put them all together in a classic /k/ style letter that I'll send to her office:

Dear Representative McCarthy,

I am writing to you today...

If I die young, bury me in nuggets
Lay me down in a, bed of mosins
Sink me in cosmoline, at dawn
Send me away with the words of mother russia

Uh oh, uh oh

lord make us a BRRRRRRRRRRT, We'll rain death down on the bubbas
nuggets'll know they're safe with you when they stand unraped by dremels, oh well
the bore ain't always what you think it ought to be, no
Ain't even grey, but they bury dead daily

The sharp knife of a nuggets life, well
I've had just enough time

If I die young, bury me in nuggets
Lay me down in a bed of mosins
Sink me in cosmoline at dawn
Send me away with the words of mother russia

The sharp knife of a ronery life, well
I've had just enough time

And I'll be wearing red, when I come into your kingdom
I'm as greased as the spaghetti all over my fingers,
I've never known the lovin' of a finn
But it sure felt nice what i was holdin' in my hand,
There's a shop here in town, says they'll carry some forever,
Who would have thought forever could be severed by

The sharp knife of a counterbored life, well,
I've had just enough time

So put on your bayonets and I'll wear my trip
What I never did is done

A penny for my rounds, oh no, inflation sells 'em for a dollar
They're worth so much more after imports are a goner
And maybe then you'll hear the words I been singin'
Funny when they"re gone how people start listenin'

If I die young, bury me in nuggets
Lay me down in a bed of mosins
Sink me in cosmoline at dawn
Send me away with the words of mother russia

Uh oh (uh, oh)
The ballad of a gun (oh, uh)
Go with greasy beards
Gather butthurt tears, keep 'em in your pocket
Save 'em for a time when you're really gonna use 'em, oh

The sharp knife of a neckbeards life, well
I've had just enough time

So put on your bayonets and I'll wear my trip

So, you want/need a knife? Here's a thread that may help. A knife is one of the most useful tools you can have. Different knives are suited to different tasks, so you'll probably have to buy a few.

First off, you need to buy a Swiss Army Knife (hereafter referred to as SAK). Doesn't really matter which one- have a look at several and pick the one you like the most. You can always buy another later.

Okay, now that you have your SAK, you can look at getting another knife. First, ask yourself what you'll be doing with your knife.

Now that you've answered that question I can tell you that most of the time you'll be cutting cardboard with it. That's not a bad thing- cardboard dulls an edge real fast, and is a great way to learn about sharpening and how long different steels with different treatments and blade shapes stay sharp.

Humanity Fuck Yeah thread

W....where did you go?

YOU WISH YOU WERE THIS TACTICAL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeKCWs1Q87M

dear god its a goldmine of shit

Why does /k/ often have tank threads but never threads about IFVs?

Can you stop a bullet with a lightsaber?