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!HUMKYrK8X.

!HUMKYrK8X. No.12558470 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Gentlemen Behold!

Communist Batman Presents how to field strip the SKS with special guest appearance
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No.12536014 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Dumping Osprey images.

Continued from:

>>>/k/12533436
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!!A99pWgxVaX4

WWII Nose-Gunner Notebook

!!A99pWgxVaX4 No.12508533 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
You guys like WWII stuff, right? I have a little treat for you.

Recently, my Grandpa passed away. Veteran of WWII, Korea, and Vietnam. During WWII he was the nose-gunner on the B-24 Liberator. He kept this little notebook throughout the war where he wrote down all of his missions(there's 27 of them total.) I came into possession of it, and thought it was incredibly interesting to read. Needless to say, I scanned each of the pages to share with you guys.

Also, his handwriting isn't the best(he WAS only 18 when he went overseas), so I'll be typing up what each page says in my post. So, it might be a couple minutes between posts. There are some words that I still haven't been able to understand, so maybe some of you will be able to figure it out. Illegible words will be replaced by "[word]", or something in brackets.

ANYWAYS, let's start this(I've blacked out his middle and last name):

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"Gordon [middle and last name]

Left-
Returned-

in case of emergency destroy by FIRE


1. Dec. 28, 1944
Venzone, Italy

no flak, no engine trouble, o.k.
today we are rookies

Ship #19"

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Side note, I think the whole "destroy by FIRE" line is pretty funny.
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WW2 thread continuation

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last thread hit image limit.

Discuss that large war that happened twice.
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Is there such a thing as "armor piercing" 9mm ammunition? If so, what are the specs? Would it essentially just be a hot load with FMJ? or some other design?

What is the 9mm round (legal or otherwise) with the most penetrating power?
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The skies are now safer
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Story time

>go over parent's house to pick up grandfather's 1918 Colt Woodsman today before brother finds it
>dad taking morning shit
>brother fast-walking out of the house with a newspaper under his arm
>go inside, dad tells me he hid it under his newspaper while he is taking a shit
>realize what brother had and Mario Andretti to the pawn shop
>brother is mid-sale with the shop andtell them he took it from our dad, they tell him to get the fuck out or they will call the cops
>dad freaks out, takes the gun and leaves for awhile and comes back empty-handed, telling me its safe until he dies

I took my brother's gas powered RC car (he is a faggot and moved back in with parents since he is drilling a 20 year old chick and his wife knows, yet she wants him back badly and is letting him get it out of his system and I called his cell to come outside. I then ran over his gas powered RC car. I am still fucking raging over that shit, and took the rest of the day off just to drink.

Anyone else have fucked up family involving firearms?
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/k/ animal planet thread

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here we see a young APC returning to the safety of its mother, the ship like the kangaroo has a pouch where her young spend much of their lives in
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War stories thread

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I'd like to share some of my grandfather's stories from Korea. He just recently stared sharing, and apparently has only told me. He told me his doctors said it would help him to tell someone after all these years.

Anyway, feel free to contribute your own/ your relative's stories if you would like. The ones are not about the glory of war so if you are expecting "Killed fiddy men!" story you'll be disappointed.

>pic related
>1951
>Grandpa is 19
>Gets drafted for Korea
>Be 1/4 Cherokee, so looks Korean
>Apparently can't be assigned a combat role because of this
>Still issued an M1 though
>Kinda funny he ditched it as soon as he got to Korea and picked up a grease gun
>Assigned to a unit that picks up bodies after conflicts
>Sometimes months after conflicts, sometimes several days.
>He says he can still smell it.
>No equipment, no gloves, no aprons... just 4'x4x1'' pine boxes to put the bodies into.
>Yes 4'x4'. They had to break the legs of the intact bodies to fit them in.
>The boxes were apparently re purposed shipping containers.
>The policy back then was 4 "long bones" made a "body" to send back to the states....many times there wasn't enough left to send back.
>Tells me he'll never forget what it's like to pick a boy up by the forearms, only to have the flesh slide off into you hands.
>I don't know how long he was there...maybe a year.
>Gets back to states
>Wash hands 8 times a day for years
>fast forward 60 years
>still have nightmares
>Walk into his kitchen and see a pile of bodies on his kitchen table.
>blink
>The're gone
>Still wakes up screaming sometimes

He told me never to join the army.

He also told me he was sorry to share, sorry that I now had to know what he did.
I have more specific stories that involve the enemy as well...
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Sup /k/, I need your opinion.

I've been thinking about making a mold of my penis, shrinking down the mold, and then using it to cast bullets, but I have a few questions:

1. What kind of ballistic characteristics could I expect from bullets shaped like penises, and

2. What caliber do you think I should use and how should I load them? 5.56 dick bullets, deer slugs with the dick bullets in a sort of sabot?
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