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No.11670341 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Concealed /k/arry
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No.11662092 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Horrors of war thread?

The skin of victims of mustard gas blistered, the eyes became very sore and they began to vomit. Mustard gas caused internal and external bleeding and attacked the bronchial tubes, stripping off the mucous membrane. This was extremely painful and most soldiers had to be strapped to their beds. It usually took a person four or five weeks to die of mustard gas poisoning.

"I wish those people who talk about going on with this war whatever it costs could see the soldiers suffering from mustard gas poisoning. Great mustard-coloured blisters, blind eyes, all sticky and stuck together, always fighting for breath, with voices a mere whisper, saying that their throats are closing and they know they will choke."
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!hDddafoU.A

Old School Warship General

!hDddafoU.A No.11623406 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>>11617990
Continued from previous thread. Still have 10 Scandi ships to go. I think Japan is next.
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!imcmUwmbw6 No.11599552 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Hey, let's get a WWII wallpaper/rare picture thread going
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ITT: Educate thyself 2.0

!!svlV9h12anw No.11540432 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
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/k/ themed Chatroulette thread

!lvh0ucuLHw No.11559754 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
This one works well
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!lvh0ucuLHw No.11548199 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT: CCW stories

> live in nice suburban neighborhood
> walking dog at night
> a group of neighborhood kids approaches me
> they're wearing bandannas (kids have a gay little gang that runs their religious private school)
> one of them asks me for my iPod
> tell them to fuck off
> "Oh yeah, faggot?"
> he reaches into his pants
> see pistol grip
> he has trouble drawing
> my training kicks in
> I piss myself
> draw my Glock 26
> too busy tactically pissing myself to aim properly
> hit trash can
> kids run off
> drop pistol, breaks on the ground
> it was airshit
> change pants after I call the cops
> go over to faggot ringleaders house
> all of them are over there
> mfw his parents try to give him an alibi

I think only one of them ended up going to juvie. Regardless, I haven't been bothered since.
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!hDddafoU.A No.11538206 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Hey /k/, I'm going to post a funny book published by the Serbian military, proudly showing the world SERBIA STRONG.
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!!jKF7db7WZ8R No.11527429 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
/k/ related NOPE thread? /k/ related NOPE thread.

>be about 14
>go durr and hawg huntan with my dad and grandpa on their ranch near the Texas-Mexico boarder sometime in December (back when Mexico wasn't entirely a shithole of drug cartels)
>after dawn, decide to go out and collect some arrowheads inna night while dad makes supper
>bring my 12 gauge BPS
>I had very good gun/hunter safety (keep gun pointed down, don't shoot at anything unless you know what it is, etc.)
>see a light bobbing up and down about 50 yards away. think it's some gringos trying to get over the boarder.
>approach and see an old man with a long white beard, a worn out trench coat, and black boots walking east
>say in my poor, shitty spanish "Hey! This is PRIVATE property! Please leave!"
>he stops, looks at me, not even offput by the sight of my gun, then continues walking
>he walks through thick trees and shrubbery and I follow suit
>I finally make it to a clearing and find 5 graves (mother, father, and 3 kids)
>NOPENOPENOPENOPE
>run back to the house and tell grandpa about the man I saw
>says I described the original owner in exact detail. all 3 of his kids died of TB in the 1900's, he and his wife lived to be quite elderly
>he would go visit his children's graves right after dawn every day until he died

Let's hear your stories. Inna woods, inna urban, inna desert. Whatever.
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!fUB.nxqH16 No.11523572 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Rumor has it the Empire is investing in another piece of shit throwaway fighter.

I swear to god, they'll spend trillions of credits building a fucking moon sized space-station that destroys planets, they spend billions of credits building world dominating capital ships that outperform almost any other comparable ship in the galaxy, but god forbid those out-of-touch assholes up in Command build a fighter with fucking shields. God forbid they build a fighter with a torpedo or missile launcher. God forbid they spend more than C100,000 building a goddamn fighter with half of the parts outsourced from worlds no one has even fucking heard of.

The laser canons? Built by fucking Ugnaughts on Bespin. Can't speak a goddamn word of Basic and they are allowed to assemble our fucking laser canons.

And get this, you know those annoying ass lizard-frog-fuck-faced-minstels from Naboo? They fucking make the goddamn inserts on the solar arrays.

Fucking shit man. And command gets all over US because we can't fucking repel a squadron of 6 outdated, obsolete, Incom X-Wings with 20 of our 'TIE This' or 'TIE That.' The only guys it seems who get the good fighters (TIE Defenders, TIE Advance, Scimitars, etc.) are the guys who guard the the pet-projects of a goddamn out of touch commander.

"Oh, don't worry about the goddamn tibanna gas mining installations, they only use that stuff to POWER OUR FUCKING LASERS!!!"

Fuck man....... TSK-11772 of 31st Interceptor Squadron; On board the Victory-II 'Wrath's Hammer.' Any other enlisted men on the holo-net tonight?
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