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[1161760815] The Gay Bomb

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Gay bomb is an informal name for a potential non-lethal chemical weapon, which a United States Air Force research laboratory speculated about producing.

In 1994 the Wright Laboratory in Ohio produced a three-page proposal of a variety of possible nonlethal chemical weapons, which was later obtained—complete with marginal jottings and typos—by the Sunshine Project through a Freedom of Information Act request.

In one sentence of the document it was suggested that a strong aphrodisiac could be dropped on enemy troops, ideally one which would also cause "homosexual behaviour". The aphrodisiac weapon was described as "distasteful but completely non-lethal". In its "New Discoveries Needed" section, the document implicitly acknowledges that no such chemicals are actually known. It is not known whether this chemical has been developed further. The document also included many other off-beat ideas, such as spraying enemy troops with bee pheromones and then hiding numerous beehives in the combat area.
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[1156549992] revenge

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my brother has been an absolute dick for the past week and i cant put up with it any more. give me some ideas to get him back. i want revenge
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[1157982329] aw :(

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[1158554087] Do dogs smell cum or what?

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Everytime I cum in bed, I clean up with a tissue and throw it on the floor. About 30 seconds later my girl dog comes in and eats the tissue. Coincidence? Or does person cum remind them of dog cum?
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[1111870490] On Wapanese

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I hate many things, but there is one thing I hate above all else: Wapanese. Even Goths are better than Wapanese and that is saying a lot (no offense to anyone who actually is a Goth, you are better than the Wapanese at least). Even those North Koreans who think Kim Jong-Il is so great don't irritate me as much as Wapanese.

This board and many others are filled with people who idolize Japan as though it were a holy place (and of course they have an analog to the hajj). They download torrents of Japanese commercials! They watch Japanese television and go on about great it is that Japan has the most advanced technology in the world (don't you just want to smack them with a Unabomber's Manifesto?)

However, they gloss over the real Japan, the Japan where women and foreigners are treated terribly and hyperreality engulfs all. Japan, as pointed out in another thread, is the most artificial culture in existance. Wapanese, for some reason, seem ashamed of our "primitive" culture where things are still real.

In short, Wapanese are fooling themselves and living in inauthenticity. If they are so ashamed of US culture (I don't really blame them), they should revolt against it, not look for another culture to obsess on.

~~~Fafemoapiitio te 'oopiitiii faefoootiiiaaiii.~~~
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[1391656646] What is this place?

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I just happened to stumble across this board on accident, it's pretty much a cancerous shithole, but it's odd that there's a text board with no image board with the same topic. It would also be nice if somebody could link me to a directory of all the text boards on 4chan.

[1391634138] Torchan

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Have you guys been to torchan? What do you think of it? I was pleasantly surprised by the lack of cheese pizza.

[1387851251] I am having a mental breakdown

No.454009 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
time to watch anime I guess
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[1153225018] Onionchan is secret

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verily
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