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Gay bomb is an informal name for a potential non-lethal chemical weapon, which a United States Air Force research laboratory speculated about producing. In 1994 the Wright Laboratory in Ohio produced a three-page proposal of a variety of possible nonlethal chemical weapons, which was later obtained—complete with marginal jottings and typos—by the Sunshine Project through a Freedom of Information Act request. In one sentence of the document it was suggested that a strong aphrodisiac could be dropped on enemy troops, ideally one which would also cause "homosexual behaviour". The aphrodisiac weapon was described as "distasteful but completely non-lethal". In its "New Discoveries Needed" section, the document implicitly acknowledges that no such chemicals are actually known. It is not known whether this chemical has been developed further. The document also included many other off-beat ideas, such as spraying enemy troops with bee pheromones and then hiding numerous beehives in the combat area.
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>>3 That would explain why Texas has seemed a little special in the last few decades.
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I really do hope this is true.
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I don't see how it could specifically make them gay. An out-of-control-horniness bomb would be plausible, but such a selective effect is a tad suspect.
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my brother has been an absolute dick for the past week and i cant put up with it any more. give me some ideas to get him back. i want revenge
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oh the humanity All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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oh the humanity All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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oh the humanity All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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Is this where I go to find the cure for the cancer?
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WAKE UP PEOPLE!!! THE JEWS ARE BRAINWASHING YOU
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i demand to see your signature!
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Yeah come on man, you can post it here. This is 4chan.
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Everytime I cum in bed, I clean up with a tissue and throw it on the floor. About 30 seconds later my girl dog comes in and eats the tissue. Coincidence? Or does person cum remind them of dog cum?
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they can smell a lot, though they may not understand what it is, particularly female dogs
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>>1 My dog loves eating tissues regardless of what is on them. I don't get the appeal.
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I hate many things, but there is one thing I hate above all else: Wapanese. Even Goths are better than Wapanese and that is saying a lot (no offense to anyone who actually is a Goth, you are better than the Wapanese at least). Even those North Koreans who think Kim Jong-Il is so great don't irritate me as much as Wapanese. This board and many others are filled with people who idolize Japan as though it were a holy place (and of course they have an analog to the hajj). They download torrents of Japanese commercials! They watch Japanese television and go on about great it is that Japan has the most advanced technology in the world (don't you just want to smack them with a Unabomber's Manifesto?) However, they gloss over the real Japan, the Japan where women and foreigners are treated terribly and hyperreality engulfs all. Japan, as pointed out in another thread, is the most artificial culture in existance. Wapanese, for some reason, seem ashamed of our "primitive" culture where things are still real. In short, Wapanese are fooling themselves and living in inauthenticity. If they are so ashamed of US culture (I don't really blame them), they should revolt against it, not look for another culture to obsess on. ~~~Fafemoapiitio te 'oopiitiii faefoootiiiaaiii.~~~
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furries are way worse. even furries that arent waps are worse than waps that arent furries
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BUMP! NECROMANCY!!
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Wooooo
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>>67 >topkek Can you even into observation bro?
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I just happened to stumble across this board on accident, it's pretty much a cancerous shithole, but it's odd that there's a text board with no image board with the same topic. It would also be nice if somebody could link me to a directory of all the text boards on 4chan.
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I am the gate keeper of the realm. You are not worthy of such secrets young one
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What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps could finish a race.
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>>2 Fuck you John you are not even the keeper of your own anus
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Have you guys been to torchan? What do you think of it? I was pleasantly surprised by the lack of cheese pizza.
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i like cheese pizza and i'm disappointed by the lack of it
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Their /b/ is so much less cancerous than 4chan's
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time to watch anime I guess
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People lie on the internet?!
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woman charged with stabbing husband with ceramic squirrel
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>>12 it is illegal to mail faeces, they will find you
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Herro butt fuckers
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Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
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>>138 is onionchan a pedoboard?