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[1392334986] ;_;

No.455243 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
If you have a small dick you're basically a baby in the eyes of a woman. Here's the chart

8.5in+ Pushing it. Size Queens will like you but normal girls will be scared

8in Not too big not too small. Perfect sizes. Girls will fall in love with your cock

7-7.5in You can get away with it with good sex moves but girls will always be wanting something more from you

6-6.5in Study hard and become a millionaire because money is the only thing that will make girls stick around

5-5.5in Novelty at this point. Women will sleep with you just for the laughs from seeing your tiny cock.

4-4.5in and below Disgusting. Kill yourself.

[1392000111] Want high speed rail?

No.455135 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
TOO BAD!  You keep inflating our precious currencies so YOU ALL MUST DIE!!!!!

[1222132765] VOTE CHUCK BALDWIN FOR LIBERTY

No.213062 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Ron Paul announces his support for Chuck Baldwin, the Constitution Party candidate. Excerpt: "...neither candidate of the two major parties will challenge the status quo...The amazingly long campaign is designed to make sure the real issues are ignored..."

http://www.campaignforliberty.com/blog/?p=582

Chuck Baldwin and Ron Paul '08!
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[1392103783] 25 years still not deported.

No.455171 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
they haven't deported me yet its been 25 years.

[1392044346] USA Still dont use Chip and Pin Maybe in 2015

No.455156 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
You guys don't use this yet? Jeez! Almost 9 years since this came to the UK.

[1186334852] 4chan sucks, I have found a new home!

ID:5J5AqNcg No.117800 View ViewReplyOriginalReport

[1391996186] The Beatles celebrate their 50th....

No.455132 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
FIFTY YEARS OF SUCKAGE!!!!

[1392024788] No Homo

No.455151 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I am not gay but I totally want to get fucked in the ass. I want to suck a dick.

But a relationship with a guy is too gay. Fuck faggots and their stupid lisps.

I wish girls had dicks, but I mean girls, not guys with boob jobs.

Are these normal feelings?