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[1391809962] White House on lockdown

No.455085 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
The White House has been put on lockdwon after an man called Denver also known as SFBE was caught trying to jump the fence Friday afternoon.

Secret Service officers apprehended the suspect and is now in custody.

The SFBE was said to be carrying two large bags but the agency has not released any further information about the incident.

[1163134876] halp I can't stop cumming

No.48096 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
At first I was really enjoying it, but it must be like five minutes now.  I've almost used up the tissue box for pete's sake.
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[1384239214] fuck fuck fucker fuck you tsktsk mydick

No.451947 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
yep I said it
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[1391999750] close call for Seymour Butts fans

No.455134 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Contrary to reports, he did not OD or anything, and is balls deep in some chick's asshole at this time probably.

[1391991782] hospital

No.455128 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
they are not supposed to be couasing a excess of billions of dollers in damages, using hospitals to solve money crimes by using torture. they are not supposed to be useing those for that, and couasing crimnal money damages to someone else for someone else.

[1369679371] Fashion

No.444272 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
SHERMAN'S LAGOON   BY JIM TOOMEY

Hawthorne : "NEW LIPSTICK?"

Yellow Fish : "YOU NOTICED.

THIS MORNING I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND I SAID TO MYSELF, "YOU NEED TO CHANGE SOMETHING."

BUT WHAT CAN ONE LITTLE FISH LIKE ME CHANGE THAT WILL MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD?

MY LIPSTICK!

I MIGHT GET EATEN BY A SHARK TOMORROW. BUT AT LEAST I'LL LOOK GOOD.

UH-OH."

Sherman took the yellow fish and eat her up.

Hawthorne : "DID YOU NOTICE THE NEW LIPSTICK?"

Sherman : "I DIDN'T."

www.shermanslagoon.com

5-26 © 2013 Jim Toomey. Dist by King Features Syndicate, Inc
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[1165547319] Bill Keller

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Alright, so I was watching Bill Keller on youtube, for those of you who don't know, he is an incredibly devout Christian. We should all raid his inbox/phone. I'll plan it better than this. This has been done before, so keep that in mind.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECyYI94hjd0&mode=related&search= I laughed so hard while watching this.

[1391818659] Dear Diary

No.455090 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
It was actually worse than I predicted:
Not only is my base being bombarded with meteorites, but they also make the base catch fire, and if you don't have fire extinguishers in the burning room, all your crew will come running to run around aimlessly in the gigantic fire and burn to death. It's a worse magnet of death than a hull breach or the vortex monster. This fire will also eat up the oxygen, and no airlock doors in the world works against these kinds of air leaks.

...so they just added random fire outbreaks that you can't even predict or prevent, because they figured that we needed more of that. I shouldn't even have started the game up, but I figured that I could at least build the new gym. Didn't happen. Didn't have time to do that before my entire crew burnt to death. It was as if somebody decided to launch volleys of napalm against the base.

I shouldn't even have hopes for the next update, at this rate. I should just forget about playing this for a year or so. I paid a stupid amount of money for this game, and so far it looks like the finished product will be some sort of Facebook Sims game. How the fuck can you manage to screw up all these game concepts? How can you turn a space game into Facebook, a survival game into a playground for children, and horror games into shooters? Why don't you get games, developers?
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[1391486209] Ronald McFuckingDonald

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First of all, he's got this shitty series of ads in Japan that hellspawned even shittier parodies on youtube.  Like this one:

http://youtu.be/Ot_aWPqoG-M

Second there is no god, which gives that pissclown the right to exist.  Damn shitty fucker for shitty piss poor fast food.
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[1391742825] imdb

No.455064 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
This site is piss poor yet people actually post their favorite movies, in public?!?!?!  GODDAMMIT!!!!!