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[1392691342] Rick and Morty

No.455321 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Did you think I was gone for good? That I wouldn't go off my meds again and come back here? Well fuck you I'm back.
You better watch Rick and Morty! I mean it! It's the best show on TV and the internet right now!
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[1392261392] Would you date a girl outside your race?

No.455214 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Why?

I'm white and I would date latinas because they make good food and asians because they have good values.
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[1392243759] I'm better at life then you!

No.455203 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Sometimes I envy you losers - you’re so... unburdened with things like intelligence, culture, morality, honor, ambition, good looks... I could go on. I won’t. But I could.
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[1392573487] SFBE Cries as Ellen Page comes out!

No.455295 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Ellen Page, who starred as a pregnant teenager in Juno in 2006, has declared she is lesbian, which has made SFBE really pissed off.
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[1392773252] House Rats

No.455342 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
House Rats were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the guy
Cant stop, cuz House Rat's dick is so hard
House Rat will do this one more time

[1392766248] SFBE SUCKS

No.455338 View ViewReplyOriginalReport

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[1153359678] CRY WOLF

No.28417 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
"Night I left the city,
I dreamt of a wolf..."

He came from where the winds are cold
And truth is seen through keyholes
...strange longings never sleep
Now he's come where no hearts beat

Cry wolf
Time to worry
Cry wolf
Time to worry now

You can start, but you cannot stop
You give in, but you can't give up
You can tell all your desperate jokes
To a world that puts your
Love on hold

Cry wolf
Time to worry
Cry wolf
Time to worry now

...the sunken-in eyes
And the pain in his cries
A shape in the dark...

Cry wolf
Time to worry
Cry wolf
Time to worry now

[1204326958] text boards

No.181806 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Oh my god, the textboards still exist!! I wasn't sure where they went after the main page got changed, wow. So what is the new main page for the boards?
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