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[1393816549] The Oscars

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[1393870163] SFBE raped sister after watching pornography

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A 14-year-old boy named as Denver AKA:SFBE raped his seven-year-old sister after watching hardcore pornography on the internet has avoided a custodial sentence.

The boy, now 15, pleaded guilty to rape, two counts of indecent assault and inciting a child to engage in sexual activity.

Yonkers Youth Court heard he had viewed pornography with hobos and gained "a desire to try it out".

Social workers are working to return him to the family home soon.

The boy is currently living away from the family home but in a victim impact statement his sister said she wanted him to return.

"I feel sad what [he] did," she said. "I want him to go to our house so I can play hide the penis with him. I love [him]."

In a statement, the offender said he was "disgusted" with his crimes, which were committed between March and May of last year, and promised there would be no repeat of them.

Sentencing the boy, District Judge James Brown said he thought it "highly improbable" he would reoffend in the same way and imposed a 12-month referral order, on the recommendations of a youth offending team.

Detaining the teenager would "tear the family apart" and expose him to "hardened and sophisticated" youth offenders, Judge Brown said.

The judge, who described the boy as "unsophisticated" and "immature", said the teenager represents a danger to society and all females.

The boy, who has two previous rape convictions, will be placed on the sex offenders register for two-and-a-half years.

[1190056762] WATCH FREE MOVIES ONLINE!!

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[1393226474] Can't believe this place still exists.

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Sup faggots.
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[1393793252] my retarded Asian appearance.?

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Cant cope with my retarded Asian appearance.?
I am Asian. (from South Korea) and living in Amsterdam.

When I was in the UK, I got so much hurt from random people on the street including students at my uni.

They just ignore me or make fun of me.

Today I got told that 80% Asians are looking retarded.

I know I look retarded or better to say looking little bit like a crazy one.. I don't like myself and I don't want to see myself either. Even when I was in Korea, I got told so hurtful talking behind me.

But I am very talented and my personality is pretty good. I am a product designer and working for world famous design company. Sorry to mention but the work I make is amazing. Very different and innovative. I have a strong imagination and creative mind so I feel so sorry about myself. If I were white, or I looked better than now, I would have had much better life. People usually don't talk to me before I talk to them and even when I talk to them, they react strangely.. I am just nothing in anywhere. So that things make me more immerse to my study and have my own time to develop myself using my skills.

When I went to a design exhibition held by my company, I took lots of pictures. There were so many people in the exhibition and an old lady just started talking about me that all Chinese people copy this fabulous designs and try to steal it. They cannot make their own design because they are disgusting blabla. (whatever.)

I am afraid of my future because of my looking. Imagine that even you have a strong mentality, you get told that you look retarded or make fun of you whenever you go outside.

How can you possibly cope with this situation ? I had a counselor at my uni but that didn't help at all. I am really sad. dongock what to do. Because of my talent, I cannot even give up on my life.

Please give me any helpful answer!

[1259222111] Was Benjamin Franklin a satanist?

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No he was an inventor.  He invented bifocal eyeglasses, flexible urinary catheter, lightning rod, Franklin stove (it was named after him in case you wondered), odometer, long arm claw thing to grab things that are far from you.

[1222209212] FUCK SHINI LASER

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SHINI LASER IS A FUCKING DIMWITTED PIG FARMER, STICK THAT ONE UP YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!!!
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[1391740731] Sochi Winter Olympics 2014

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I PREDICT A PREDICAMENT ;-;
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