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[1393712301] Football League Cup Final 2014

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The final will be contested between Premier League clubs, Manchester City and Sunderland. Manchester City will appear in their fourth League Cup final, and will make their sixth Wembley visit since 2011. Sunderland will be appearing in their second League Cup final, which will be their first visit to Wembley since 1998 when they lost to Charlton Athletic in the First Division play-off final.

The winner of the final is eligible to qualify for the third qualifying round of the 2014–15 Europa League. If the competition winner qualifies for European competitions via their league position, then the Europa League berth will be given to the club that finishes sixth in the Premier League, not the losing finalist.

[1393699208] Kim Kardashian

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KIM KARDASHIAN akui langsing kerana disiplin

SELEBRITI : Kim Kardashian baru-baru ini dikatakan semakin kerap mempamerkan bentuk badannya yang seksi kepada umum selepaskan melahirkan anaknya. Namun terdapat gosip yang menuduh dirinya menggunakan teknik photoshop untuk meng 'edit' bentuk tubuhnya agar kelihatan langsing.

   Isteri kepada Kanye West ini akhirnya tampil menafikan tuduhan tersebut. Sebaliknya, Kim menegaskan bahawa dia terpaksa berusaha gigih untuk mengembalikan bentuk tubuhnya seperti asal sebelum melahirkan bayinya.

   "Cukup menjengkelkan ketika ada orang yang menipu soal photoshop atau mengarang cerita berkaitan pembedahan plastik ketika saya sedang berusaha gigih dengan disiplin!" ungkapnya seperti dilaporkan oleh Aceshowbiz.

   "Saya hanya ingin memberi motivasi kepada orang lain. Malah, saya ini menunjukkan bahawa siapapun yang berusaha menurunkan berat badan akan boleh sukses meraih apapun yang mereka inginkan asalkan diri berdisiplin," jelasnya.

   Ketika ditanya TMZ berkaitan rahsianya menurunkan berat badan, Kim mengatakan, "Tak mengambil makanan karbohidrat, senaman dan dedikasi."

[1390027299] Fucking thread thread

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this is my shit

[1387467616] Bane

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BANE?
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[1388342704] Free Online Television

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[1388974443] Sherlock Holmes

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How Sherlock escaped death revealed

London - Benedict Cumberbatch made his long-awaited comeback as Sherlock Holmes on Wednesday, but the hit BBC series still left fans scratching their heads over how the super-sleuth managed to cheat death.

   The show's creators teased fans by depicting some of the more far-fetched ways Holmes may have survived, in a nod to the speculation that has swept the Internet since he leapt from a rooftop a year ago in an apparent suicide bid.

   The BBC series, starring Cumberbatch as a modern-day version of the 19th-century British detective, has been broadcast in more than 200 countries since 2010. But some viewers complained that the storyline, centring on a terrorist plot to blow up the British Parliament, was difficult to follow. Both delighted and disappointed fans flooded the Internet with reactions. The Times newspaper gave the episode four stars, but complained: "You wait two years to find out how Sherlock dunnit, and three solutions come along at once."

   The series has helped Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman, who plays Doctor Watson, to Hollywood stardom.

Agence France-Presse

[1390027747] Jennifer Connelly's Breasts

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Man, I loved her huge breasts.  Sometimes I fantasize about her in the 90s in that tight white outfit she wore on her date in The Rocketeer. Except her chest is about ten times the size it was in that movie.
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[1378584468] World War Z = World War Gay

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FUCKING MOVIE SUCKED MENS ASS HAIR, P.S. THE BOOK SUCKED TOO!
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