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[1376547136] Moving on from [H]ouse M.D.

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Its been 4 weeks since I finished watching House M.D. I started 6 months ago, and I was fully invested in the characters. I hard-cried for 3-5 hours after watching the series finale.
(Yes, it was fucking shit how they copped out and made half the last fucking episode a regular medical drama episode, and that cunt mcbitchfuck Lisa Eldenstein didnt get her sorry ass this damn fuckers funeral. But still OP cried intensely).

Now OP wants to try to move onto Scrubs, but OP can't without crying over house. Will Scrubs take away the pain?
TL;DR OP is a crying baby bitch that's trying to move on from House

[1235621805] Sci-fi TV and Film suggestions

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While you're lurking here please suggest some sci-fi TV series or films to watch. Add in a sentence or maybe two to sum it up or what you think of it (even if it is criticism, but you're suggesting to watch it). I'll probably add more as I am bored or hiding from trolls too. An easy one to get us started:

 
**Firefly (TV series) - Space cowboys often on the run from the government. Mostly humor with some darker moments and tries to go against conventions and feels different for me to Joss's other work.
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[1288088032] favorite season of buffy

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Which season of Buffy The Vamp Slayer is your favorite?
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[1174044418] 300 sucked ass

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It was way overrated. No plot, and I think everyone who liked it should DIAF. And when I say it sucked ass, I meant it was completely awesome sauce. And when I said I think everyone who enjoyed it should DIAF, I meant it, because I'm a nigger.
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[1369277452] Seinfeld

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God I love Seinfeld.

No show can match, or exceed, Seinfeld's level of entertainment.
Entertainment that compromises of absurdity, humor, and situational irony.

One example of Seinfeld's superior humor is the "Jerry" subplot in season 4.
Just the idea of a mirror show being made inside of the show is chuckle inducing.
But they took the idea and went beyond anybodies expectations of it.

In my opinion, my favorite episodes are "The Contest" and "The Betrayal".

Speaking of which, "The Betrayal" also provides a great example of why Seinfeld is master.
The plot progresses backwards for no reason.
You begin watching it in utter confusion.
But you slowly realize what is going on.
You start to wonder what the point in the jest is.
Until the show is over, and you realize there was none.

At which point you start bursting out in hearty laughs, sides burning from exertion, and you have a brand new outlook on life.
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[1377578112] BREKAKBAD

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EH

RATINGS DOWN, SHOW ENDING.

Huge promotion for last season, last cause ratings crossed the line, maybe it was all those shitty filler episodes..
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[1342011612] gravity falls

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welcome to gravity falls
next week. return to butt island
hes still in the vents
carla, why wont you call me?

[1377721330] I <3 Summer

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I miss her ;_;

[1126576058] FFVII: Advent Children

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Holy Jesus. What a pile of pants. The film is a pile of pants.

The best moment was when Tifa kicked some bloke's ass and the battle victory music played, she looked around bemused, and it turns out it is the bloke's mobile ringtone. That scene sums up the film: an attempt to entertain people who have played the game, but not even a semblance of a decent plot, characterization, or anything that will stir up any form of emotion except for a girly high-pitched giggle.

The action was impressive at first, but fight scenes are not enough to hold my attention for 2 hours. As far as I am concerned, it difficult to think of ways they could have made the film any worse.
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