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[1371218093] Hollywood chicks to bang?

No.15277 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
How bout it?  Which movie or tv female actor would you say "I'd hit that" to, lol?
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[1383859631] COME CLEAN, TAYLOR SWIFT!!!

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/05/taylor-swift-4chan-conspiracy_n_3709118.html

You bitch!!  You've been fucking with me, haven't you??!!

[1379714875] Proof horror movies are Satanic.

!3lWjo8kf8k No.15494 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
These are excerpts from the book "The Secret Life of A Satanist" which is an authorized biography of Anton LaVey, the founder of the Church of Satan. Just skip to chapter 12 and there is an entire chapter devoted to mostly horror films.

In this chapter, Anton talks about how he believes Vincent Price to be an avid Satanist on an account of his character in The Abominable Dr. Phibes being named Anton and playing the organ which is something Anton LaVey was rather good at. He also refers to the movie Freaks as Satanic in that it makes normal people look like villains and the outcasts as the heroes.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is also referred to as Satanic in that all the victims were "deserving ones." He was also consulted during the making of the film The Brotherhood of Satan, The Car, The Devil's Rain and The Omen because they wanted to fly the boy who played Satan's son over to the USA so they could film in the Church of Satan but Anton didn't want crowds of publicity. Television is also referred to as evil in that shows like Dark Shadows indoctrinated people into occult lifestyles.

If you don't believe me, skip to chapter 12 page 56 and see for yourself. This man has many connections with Hollywood and knows what he's talking about. These are not even all the examples of Satanism in Hollywood (not just horror films, but celebrities in general) he talked about. Horror movies are of the devil and you need to stop watching them.

http://cdn.preterhuman.net/texts/religion.occult.new_age/Satanism/The%20Secret%20Life%20of%20a%20Satanist.pdf
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[1132694733] I HATE TELEVISION

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DISCUS
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[1327723177] Bella sucks

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YOU FUCKING SUCK

[1182546879] The Matrix

ID:fW1NCCgB No.4550 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Is there any place that i can watch The Matrix streamed online?
Its not on Tv-Links.co.uk or any of the sites i know of,
please help me find it

thank you in advance
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[1377380332] Sinister 2

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I know you people know things- you are from the internet. Tell me. I am sick with worry over the fate of my Sinister sequel. My dad is in the hospital and my mom has pneumonia. Does any one know anything, or can point me in the right direction. Please.

beenwacthingulikeaHawkeinthesky.

[1372422758] Reasons Why Steven Moffat Is A Bad Writer

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If you need any proof that Steven Moffat is a hack of a writer.

Watch this video: http://youtu.be/FLH6GprKhsc

[1375112465] RasPlex - Raspberry Pi TV

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RasPlex Media Server is a great way to serve your home media from one centralised location and now, thanks to myPlex, you can also watch some of your collection over the Internet : http://rasplex.com