Update 2024-03-27: Greatly expanded the "Samples" page and renamed it to "Glossary".
Update 2024-04-04: Added 5 million mid-2011 posts from the k47 post dump. Browse (mostly) them here.
Update 2024-04-07: Added ~400 October 2003 posts from 4chan.net. Browse them here.

Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).

Threads by latest replies - Page 6

[1383030776] TV Video Production

No.15543 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Parachutes : http://parachutes.tv

[1377723005] My Favourite Movies

No.15443 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
1  Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
2  House of the Dead
3  Leonard Part 6
4  Epic Movie
5  Alone in the Dark
6  3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain
7  National Lampoon's Gold Diggers
8  Dream Well
9  Ben & Arthur
10 Pledge This!
5 posts omitted

[1382025462] What about 8K Is 4K about to become obsolete

!3lWjo8kf8k No.15534 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
At a resolution of 7680 x 4320 (or 4,320p), 8K is four times the resolution of 4K and 16 times that of 1080p, but it’s a technology that already exists, and manufacturers have hinted that production could start in just four years.

So 4K fucking sucks.

[1378122125] ASR

No.15465 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
ASR MAI WAIFU

[1379187159] Battlefield Earth is my fav movie

No.15489 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
movie kicked ass, fucking great movie!!!
2 posts omitted

[1379624699] Cylon cunt bitches

No.15492 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Is it me, or are the new Cylons the biggest whiners and bullies ever?
 
They start a war by nuking 12 worlds, reducing humanity from, let's be generous and say each world had 2 billion people, so 24 billion, down to 50,000.
 
And every time a human kills one of them, they start crying and yelling "murderer! monster! how could you do that!"
 
I really wonder what they could possibly have expected.

It makes perfect sense considering the first Cylon/Skinjob AI was created in the image of a spoiled brat of a teenage girl turned terrorist.

they were just spoiled brats who never got enough attention from their mommy and daddy so they went on a killing spree to wipe out humanity.
2 posts omitted

[1360265454] Is this the real film board?

No.14862 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
/tv/ seems inappropriate. There is no film discussion.

[1379008738] Jurassic World

!3lWjo8kf8k No.15484 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Jurassic World......... Another film for SFBE to bitch about.

[1376486271] pacific rim [2013]

No.15405 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
what's with the casting i dunno, that blonde guy is mildly okay but he also mild and tame, i mistaken him with that other same guy when they fought. idris elba is a class negro, ron perlman even though ridiculous is cool, i actually like that part the best, even with those hehe lel scientists, because that whole subplot is (1) somewhat interesting, because you dunno what might happen with them minds connecting, (2) that part in hong kong underground (economical, not literal) is promising some subplot adventure which we didn't get, just like we got nothing from the point one.

all is good, that communism whole world against a common enemy, the jaeger are being built. they should've shown other robots more, because that's the best, crude stereotyping like in fighting games. german robot/fighter and consequential stereotypes, russian then stereotypes and so on. thought the russian duo was too much hunger games/spy kids flaming chariot caricature so i didn't like it that much. the movie is too short and the mentioned subplot is more interesting then the main plot because will she will she not blah blah okay we know she will.

riniko kikuchi is a fine pussy with a sucky character, but when she was little, so kawaii, that little coat and shoes and crying all alone, i wanted to jump out of my mark one jaeger with wood fueled core, and hug that fine tweed and her fragile little body and take her home and make her tea. ;_________;

i want two-three sequels, or/and an extended edition. everything is too fast.

also, i wish i was at home watching evangelion, i know they don't have that much in common actually and there are thousand others, but it simply reminded me.

[1378835486] US TV's Highest Paid Female Stars

No.15483 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
US TV's highest paid female stars

Sofia Vergara rules the roost

CHARMING: Sofia Vergara regularly appears on the covers of magazines and did her own calendars in her early showbiz years.

   SHE was recently named American TV's highest paid female star for the second year running.

   Sofia Vergara, 41, made more than US$30 million last year, Forbes reported.

   Her impressive earnings are not just from her acting, but from lucrative endorsements.

   The ranking is largely due to her appeal in the bilingual market. She often does endorsements in both Spanish and English for big brands like Kmart and Diet Pepsi.

   Here are some lesser known facts about the Colombian-born star.

1. She survived thyroid cancer

   She had her thyroid removed and underwent radioactive iodine therapy at the age of 28, after discovered she had cancer. She went into shock, reported The New York Times, when she was told she had the disease. She still takes medication today.

2. She escaped being Mrs Tom Cruise

   Tom Cruise wanted her to be his third wife. But Roman Catholic Vergara, who dated him in 2005, bailed out when she realised he wanted her to become a Scientologist.

3. Gloria role was apparently written for her

   She was cast in The Modern Family in 2009 as Gloria, a woman with an older love interest. She has said she never considered dating someone older than her until she played Gloria.

4. Many nominations, but she is still chasing that Emmy

   Despite numerous nominations, she has yet to win an Emmy for her stellar role in Modern Family. She has been nominated every year since 2010 for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series.

5. She's a natural blonde

   Her luscious brown hair is a lie. She told Self Magazine: "When I started acting, I would go to auditions and they didn't know where to put me because I was voluptuous and had the accent - but I had blonde hair. The moment I dyed my hair dark, it was, 'Oh, she's the hot Latin girl'."

6. Her accent is real

   She told Ellen Degeneres in a 2011 interview: "I've been here for 16 years, but I can't get rid of my accent."

7. She was a hot model before switching to acting

   She has been photographed for posters and swimsuit calendars. She has also co-hosted a travel series in which she visited exotic places around the world.

   She made her first appearance as a performer at the age of 17 in a Pepsi commercial that was widely broadcast in Latin America.

8. She got her first big role in Chasing Papi in 2003

   She played a Miami cocktail waitress in the comedy, which revolves around three disparate women and a buttoned down lawyer from Chicago.

9. She got married early

   Vergara was married at the age of 18 to her childhood sweetheart Joe Gonzalez. She gave birth to their son Manolo in 1992. They split in 1993. She has been in an on-off relationship with Nick Loeb, a businessman in his 30s who sells hot-dog condiments, the New York Post reported.

10. She has endured family tragedies

   In 1998, Vergara's older brother, Rafael, was murdered in Bogota.

   In 2011, Vergara's younger brother, Julio was deported from the US to Colombia after being arrested. Julio, a long time drug addict, had previous brushes with the law.

   "To see somebody dying over 10 years, little by little, that's the worst punishment," she said.