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[1327840065] BLONDES

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Who's your favorite blonde actress?
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[1386449488] A new way for artists to win at the internet

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In the face of the how devalued creative content is on the internet, I've had a shock of inspiration on how to distinguish my work in an unconventional way-

I've set up a website here with my manifesto- www.hollisquarterly.com

 I respect the anarchic cynicism of the 4chan tribe and am fishing for feedback.

Hurt my feelings, please. I'm trying to troubleshoot the pitfalls.

Thanks 4chan

[1377411923] Big Bang Theory title parodies

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If the Big Bang Theory was about stoners, it'd be the Big Bong Theory.
If the Big Bang Theory was about dicks, it'd be the Big Wang Theory.
If the Big Bang Theory was about music, it'd be the Big Band Theory.

[1167888649] family guy

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stewie is secretly in love with brian. it's so tragic (>A < )
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[1242840306] Tim and Eric's Worst Show Ever

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If i really wanted to watch two retards, act like morons for 15 minute periods... Making fart noises, cramming and removing brownies from their face, dried humor skits, annoying music scenes... I would rather watch them get pelted with baseball bats, for that 15 minute period.  Then never see an other episode.

Tim and Eric.  I hope you die in a car fire.

Worst show ever.
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[1386535010] Black Nativity is racist.

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The Black Nativity is a retelling of the classic Nativity story with an entirely black cast. Traditional Christmas carols are sung in gospel style, with a few songs created specifically for the show. Originally written by Langston Hughes and shown off Broadway it was one of the first plays written by an African American to be staged there.

However,

This Black Nativity (out in cinemas this xmas) is supposed to be a contemporary adaptation of the play - however is another stereotypical story of a African American single parent struggling to raise their kid so they send them to some member of the extended family with more shocking stereotypes, in a non-white world. Forest Whitaker the imposing Rev, langston the baltimore street kid who refuses to adapt to his new life. Mary J Blidge is a white haired angel and everyone finds God to the backing of a "gospel/street/whatever" soundtrack. Is it just me or does anyone else find this a little bit racist and exploitive?