Quoted By: >>473745373
Update 2024-04-04: Added 5 million mid-2011 posts from the k47 post dump. Browse (mostly) them here.
Update 2024-04-07: Added ~400 October 2003 posts from 4chan.net. Browse them here.
Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
Threads by latest replies - Page 19
Quoted By:
We found the bomber.
Quoted By:
Alright /b/, I only have one question for you: Do you Stand with Israel?
Quoted By: >>473512328
CYOA THREAD
You are a high school freshmen, and finally going on that trip to Islands of Adventure with your high school class. You have been waiting hours for the bus to arrive, and you are finally there! However, the teacher says everyone needs a partner before you can go inside the park! You have four choices!
A: Brent. A prime example of a retard. Prone to fits of anger and has a few hundred dollars his mom gave him for the trip.
B: Courtney. Is a annoying, bitchy straight A student, but has access to employee areas of the park because her dad is an executive for the park.
C: David: Your best friend (and nigger) he is very cool and you enjoy his company. But he is poor as shit and can be stupid sometimes.
D: Try to sneak away from the bus, and go inside the park without a partner. You'll need to hide from any teachers you see inside the park. (75% chance of working, will use a random number generator to decide)
First answer with over three votes is always the chosen one. Go
You are a high school freshmen, and finally going on that trip to Islands of Adventure with your high school class. You have been waiting hours for the bus to arrive, and you are finally there! However, the teacher says everyone needs a partner before you can go inside the park! You have four choices!
A: Brent. A prime example of a retard. Prone to fits of anger and has a few hundred dollars his mom gave him for the trip.
B: Courtney. Is a annoying, bitchy straight A student, but has access to employee areas of the park because her dad is an executive for the park.
C: David: Your best friend (and nigger) he is very cool and you enjoy his company. But he is poor as shit and can be stupid sometimes.
D: Try to sneak away from the bus, and go inside the park without a partner. You'll need to hide from any teachers you see inside the park. (75% chance of working, will use a random number generator to decide)
First answer with over three votes is always the chosen one. Go
Quoted By:
Hey /b/ I have a thing for girls in black tights/pantyhose.
Anyone feel the same? Will dump what I have; feel free to contribute.
Anyone feel the same? Will dump what I have; feel free to contribute.
Quoted By:
/b/ Lets get some mindfuckage gifs\stories in here
Quoted By:
As an 18 year old man, is it normal to still be attracted to some girls that are as young as 12? There are only a few, but they do exist and I am attracted to them.
pic related
pic related
Quoted By:
<center><div style="font-size: 72pt; -moz-transform: scale(1) rotate(-35deg) translateX(6px) translateY(6px) skewX(0deg) skewY(0deg); -webkit-transform: scale(2) rotate(-35deg) translateX(6px) translateY(6px) skewX(0deg) skewY(0deg); -o-transform: scale(2) rotate(-35deg) translateX(6px) translateY(6px) skewX(0deg) skewY(0deg); -ms-transform: scale(2) rotate(-35deg) translateX(6px) translateY(6px) skewX(0deg) skewY(0deg); transform: scale(2) rotate(-35deg) translateX(6px) translateY(6px) skewX(0deg) skewY(0deg); text-shadow: 3px 3px 5px #000000; filter: dropshadow(color=#000000, offx=3, offy=3); color: red;">hello</div></center>
Quoted By: >>473160642
ITT: Dangerous faps
Ever been caught or almost caught while masturbating? Post your stories here.
>be about 14
>watching porn on the desktop
>fapping furiously
>blow my load, cum on the floor
>hear my mom’s voice
>pull up pants, close all tabs
>didn’t have time to clean up
>mom walks in, says she wants to check something on the pc
>she sits on the chair and her feet goes right in the puddle of cum
>she looks down, looks up at me, then cleans it off with some tissue
She didn't talk to me for the rest of the day.
Ever been caught or almost caught while masturbating? Post your stories here.
>be about 14
>watching porn on the desktop
>fapping furiously
>blow my load, cum on the floor
>hear my mom’s voice
>pull up pants, close all tabs
>didn’t have time to clean up
>mom walks in, says she wants to check something on the pc
>she sits on the chair and her feet goes right in the puddle of cum
>she looks down, looks up at me, then cleans it off with some tissue
She didn't talk to me for the rest of the day.
Quoted By:
How about a most offensive Boston Marathon bombing memes thread?! The more offensive the better!
