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>Be 21, super beta virgin etc. >Living at home with mom and her sister >No job, no college, just sitting around on comp all day >go weeks at a time without changing my clothes >crotch smells like a fucking sewer >constantly putting my hand in crotch and smelling it >holyfuckmymomisgoneandmyauntiswasted.jpg >my aunt was in her 40s, not really that hot, but ok body and nice size tits >"Anon, do you want to come watch some tv with me?" >I realized my completetions
<h1>You know what time it is!</h1><style type="">blockquote,textarea{font-family:mona,ms pgothic!important;font-size:11pt!important}</style> パタパタ _, ._ ゙/i\( ・ω・)/i\゙ ⌒'⌒゚し-J゚ ⌒'⌒
FUCK /b/ i'm in a dilemma here!!!, this fucking waco bitch i met wants me to shit in her mouth and piss all over her, shes also really REALLY fucking weird like she talks to people who aren't there just like she talks to me. She also growls at shit sometimes and very viciously threaten to kill people. She owns fucking guns and shit and shes only goddamn 18 (im 19). Her fucking family is rich as fuck and she lives in her own home at fucking 18. I'm fucking nervous about this shit bros, shes talking A LOT about being together with me and possibly marriage and shes only known me for alittle less than 2 1/2 months. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? The bitch knows where i work, where i sleep, my routines. Fuck /b/ this shit is fucked i really think im up shits creek on this one bros. The fuck should i do?
Tl;dr completely batshit crazy bitch wants me to shit in her mouth and piss all over her, need advice