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ID:457uqvED No.475601323 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
hi
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ID:mBph5uDQ No.475549140 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
BUT if you have a "+" or "/" in your ID you are a DEATH KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you DIE! (your posts will no longer do damage)
HEALERS revive fallen soldiers by targeting them and rolling an EVEN number
BARDS are here to motive troops! each time they post an image the next 3 posts will do bonus damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit by rolling 5 or 0
KNIGHTS avenge fallen soldiers by targeting them and rolling an EVEN number. Avenging does more damage for the glory of the fallen mate.
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image. The last 2 digits of the image filename will be added to his damage. if his roll last digit matches his minion last digit he BURSTS massive damage.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die. they will do x3 damage when dead but only 2/3 when alive.
you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again!
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself
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ID:mUpHWgdV No.475508104 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
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ID:NVbpL2ok No.475469274 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
So are you fapping to this?
How would you rape him?
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ID:gMEGdKKt No.475401581 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
ITT: Make your job sound alpha as shit.

Example: Janitor

>Everyone makes a mess...it's my job to make it look like it never happened
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ID:ABEkcr4s No.475331495 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
PokéRap thread. Choose a Pokémon.
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ID:FxBwiZUD No.475253294 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
civ thread!!! first to two picks race
>orcs
>half orcs
>tieflings
>goliaths
>dwarfs
>gnomes
>humans
>gnolls
>halflings
>sadar-kai
>undead
>genasi
>elfs
>warforged

and pick a starting area
>tundra
>mountains
>plains
>islands
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ID:iWReP15m No.475339230 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
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ID:XlfwWQf7 No.475212701 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Dear Dzhokar,

I wrote you but you still ain’t callin’
I left my terrorist cell, pager, and homephone at the bottom
I sent you two pressure cookers back in autumn,
You must not-a got’em.
There probably was a problem at the post-office or somethin
The F.B.I or D.H.S opens ‘em now and again.
But anyways, Fuck it, what’s been up?
Man, how’s your brother?
My girlfriend’s infertile man,
We’re gonna’ adopt a Chechen.
If we get approved for a boy, guess what imma’ call him?
I’mm’a name him Dzhokar.
I read about your home country too, I’m sorry.
My dad killed himself too, when the ruskies came in the ‘40s
I know you probably get this everyday:
But I’m your biggest fan.
I even got that underground shit you done as Zimmerman.
I got a room filled with Chechen flags an Qu’rans, man.
I like that shit you posted on Twitter, shit was cash.
Anyway, I hope you recover man, blast me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is spam.
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ID:M4ER8hq8 No.475185618 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
/B/rothers who play eve online or are familiar with the game:

>Be elected to CSM
>Do right thing and expose CCP cheating
Now is time for me to release all the info I have from CCP
Doing it during fanfest, early dump here
interested?
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