STOP USING SOAP

like, completely. your body is trying to hydrate your skin and you get rid of the oils every day by using soap. The first 2 weeks will be really greasy because your body is used to overproducing oil. but after that it will even out. It even exfoliates itself.

No Soap Master Race reporting in

this is too embarrassing. what do /b/?

>be 11
>pretend be to autistic
>puberty hits and my voice changes.
>I hate it and I talk in a higher pitch
>this goes on for LITERALLY years.
>be 19, pretending to be autistic and a kid
>voice is still high, still act autistic
>parents still believe I'm a tard
>sometimes, I believe it myself.
>be 24, living with parents, act like a fuckin autistic tard that talks in a high voice.

god damnit, my life is so awkward now. my family has never heard my real voice before... I get random voice cracks everytime I talk but then I would just play it off by acting autistic.

what the fuck do I do, /b/???

As title says. We need someone with an awesome voice to read a couple or at least one of the stories we post.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tvw0RlQsFh

ITT: James Hetfield ruins our day.
>be teaching elementary school
>James is teacher's aid
>little Johnny comes in
>his turtle died last night
>he's really sad
>James stands up
>YESTERDAY SEEMS AS THOUGH IT NEVER EXISTED DEATH GREETS ME WARM NOW I WILL JUST SAY GOOD BYE
>son of a bitch james there's a time and place for that and it's not here. he is a kid james

random pictures you saved from /b/
pic related

Hey /b/. Here on my down time to tell you about some shit I just witnessed. I'm a cashier in the electronics department of my local Wal-Mart.

I'm working the night shift tonight, and there's really not much going on. Sold a small 20" LCD monitor to an elderly couple, but nothing else. A lot of down time with my co-workers, usually talking about who we fucked last and how it went, or about Black Ops II times we had with awesome streaks or whatever. Just as we finished talking about the new multiplayer maps this pretty typical mid-thirties dude walks up to the desk and waits for me to walk over.

>I walk over to help him out.
"Hey man. What can I do for you today?"
"Well, you see, I just got divorced from my wife and I thought that with all of her shit out of my house I have too much free space. I wanna buy a TV."
>Nothing strange, the divorce part was a little much though. Whatever, let's sell this dude a small TV.
"Cool, cool. Let's go check 'em out."
>I take him over to the 20"-35" TVs area, prices ranging from $199.99 to around $700
>He looks at all of them and tests their quality with our general bullshit Wal-Mart commercial on why we're such a good company.
>Starts scratching his beard, doesn't look very happy with any of them.
"I want something bigger. Let's go check out the bigger TVs."
"Okay, cool. Thery're over here."
>Take him to the larger TVs section
>He looks a lot more pleased, sees our Sharp 90" 3D TV
"This one. I like this one a lot."
>$8999.99 pricetag
"Alright man. Is this it?"
"Well... I've got two living rooms. Might as well get one for each."
>uwot.jpeg
"What? You serious?"
"Yep."
>chuckle a bit, this is a lot to take in
"Alright man. Let's go to the checkout area while I get my buddy Doug to get 'em out of the back."
>He gives me a relatively off look.
"I didn't say I was done..."
"No, sir. Is there anything else I can help you with?"
"Well, I don't seem to have any Blu-ray players that are compatable with these TVs. You got any?"
>cont.

I found this site from a friend called SoEmo.co.uk that is a potential raid victim waiting to happen.
They have a "submit lyrics" section that submits 'lyrics' without any sort of admin verification.
So /b/ do your worst!

If your name is Austin, post ITT with proof like a cropped student ID or drivers license. I have a present for you

I'm having a shitty day so I hope to make someone happy with this. I'm pretty sure you won't be disappointed. Even though it isn't much.

And about the name it was just the first one I could think of. If one Austin posts everyone gets it though.