I am going to call her now.
I am going to tell her how I feel about her, and that we cant keep being friends.

>At a bar
>Approach a group of 3 women
>Say hello how you all doing tonight?
>The whole group turn to each other and start cackling like hyenas.
>"I think he's going to need a booster seat HAHAHAHAHA"
>"Sheryl don't that's mean, HAHAHAHA"
>I'm 5'9''
>They are all under 5'5''

/r9k/ just became adventu/r9k/!!

Ok, planning on exploring the underground tunnels of Netanya sometime soon.... Any advice or ideas what I should bring for extra fun?

In the underground tunnels of Brisbane I brought an Umbrella and boots and stuff, some of it came in handy.

This time thought about a poncho and beer perhaps for extra shenanigans?

tfw po nirlfriend

So /r9k/, how do vaginas smell and taste like?

Virgin questions general, maybe?

How does it feel knowing that youre part of the problem.


Without knowing it?

Right Advguy reporting in for my last thread for the next couple of months.
I'm sick of having to write this shit but whatever.
The amount of requests I keep getting is staggering so I'm going to keep making threads until it dies down. This thread is to prevent the flow of "This girl is ____ and I ______ what should i do?" threads. You have a problem? Post it here.

Here is all sorts of shit (Guide to flirting, whether a girl likes you, how to gain confidence):
http://pastebin.com/nqGf2YaX
PLEASE READ THAT FIRST IF IT RELATES TO YOU.

Also, if a fembot has a problem then just post it here

So I am:
>19 (20 in less than a month)
>Pretty average looking, range from about 4-7/10 (inb4 rage about average looking over 5)
>Was a diagnosed asspie
>Was a kissless virgin until the age of 17
>Basically overcome asspie. Not gone, but is getting better
>Now I have slept with about 18ish girls, and been in 3 decent relationships
>Also in love

If you want to check out other threads -> http://chanarchive.org/4chan/r9k/41253/itt-advice-on-relationships-sex-and-everything-r9k-bitches-ab
out-part-3

Hey /r9k/, ever have something really strange happen to you in your high school days that was just really. Really. Confusing?

To kick it off, here's mine. It's pretty long, so bear with me.

>Walking to class one day
>OMW there hear half a dozen girls squeal "Hiiiii Anooooon!"
>I stop, turn to to where the benches are
>All of "those" girls (2popular4u) are waving, smiling and blowing kisses at me
>Pause... "Uh. Hi?" Make a confused face and walk off to math class
>AND SO IT BEGINS
>Sit down, settle in my chair, lay my head back, close my eyes and wait for class to start
>Suddenly I feel my fucking hair being groped and yanked from behind
>Jerk my head forward, and turn around
>Lo and behold, the same girls are sitting there. I forgot, I have classes with most of them.
>They sit there, and this one girl gives me this slyest smile ever, with this evil glint in her eyes
>Ruh-ro

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So this kid in my class wants to take over the world. He has written a document entitled "Operation: Annihilation" on how he will do it.

Also, >that kid thread

What were some scandals or controversies that happened at your schools?

In middle school, when I was in 7th grade, an 8th grade black girl gave birth in a school bathroom.

A kid transferred to our highschool sophmore year and it was quickly discovered that the reason he transferred was because he was caught masturbating in class at his old highschool. He never lived it down.

In highschool a dispute arose about some girl which cause a black guy and his friends to jump a mexican guy which caused a brawl on the school campus leading the administration to put the school on lockdown for "ethnic unrest". (it was funny because blacks and hispanics combined only made up like 15-20% of the entire school population)

Two girls tore each other's hair out after one of them put a condom in the other's purse as a way to comment on the girl's sluttiness.

A substitute teacher got fired after he tackled a student when the student refused to take off a hat and then ran.

That's all I can remember off the top of my head, we never had any cool senior pranks or anything.

Any cool stuff happen at your guy's highschools?