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Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
Up until about a year ago I was living in a hole in the ground about 8 feet in diameter and 5 feet deep. It was covered by a roof made from sticks duct taped together, with a tarp over that.
It was meager, but for reason I won't go into here I felt obligated to live that way and did so for many years until someone from /b/ was able to work out where the hole was from photographs I took. I was reported, confronted by a forest ranger and evicted from my hole.
While attempting to hitchhike and train hop cross country I came across a cave entrance, and have been camping inside it ever since. Initially just inside the opening, however the cave was eventually turned into a tourist attraction; Metal walkways through the cave network and a staircase up to the opening were constructed. I was discovered by the construction workers, I said I was spelunking, they told me to leave. In fact, I moved back in that night, but deeper in the cave. I avoided the main cavern like the plague and now live in a small offshoot that is not visible or reachable from the walkway.
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I recently conducted a series of expirments in order to determine the velocity of piss and shit. Would /sci/ be interested in my methods and results? I have diagrams of my setups too if you're interested.
I wasn't sure if I should post this in /sci/ or /x/, but I thought the people in here would appreciate it more. I finished reading "Towards a Psychocivilized Society", and the author is a brain researcher. He is incredibly flamboyant, flaunting his research as, and these are his words, not mine, "A tool that we may use make a happier, more intelligent Man, and more free!" He goes on to say, "Are you free today? No! You are held back by your family, your passions, by the government."
Thus, he published hundreds of academic papers detailing electrical stimulation of thebrain with crude methods back in the sixties. He is now 96, and I wrote him a letter. He wrote back, and here are the scans. Someone may want to submit this to the Archives, because it is going to be good....
Dump creatures and talk about how much sense they make, under what conditions they might have evolved etc. You may also speculate about the likelihood of life in the universe in general.
Based on what western society find attractive, where on a scale of 1-10 would you lie? This is not your opinion of your self, but what society would rate you as if they saw you.
An anonymous, ludicrously wealthy donor has provided as much funding as you need provided it's used to expand this deep sea science base.
As you can see, an initial hub is provided. It has machinery that produces oxygen from sea water (just underneath it) and it gets electricity via buried cables from the hydrothermal vent to the right. The three-colored lumps under the vents are precious metal deposits.
In the same style, add your own modules. For marine biology, for growing weed, Cthulu research lab, I don't care. Just add onto the existing docking rings, and add similar hatches to your own module to indicate where the next person should add on.
Stake your claim, /Sci/. This world belongs to us. :3
