"I've been in the danger zone..."
A quote from Macho Man Randy Savage, that would probably be fine if it would just end there, but Randy Savage was on a roll, so he goes on to explain where exactly this horrifying "danger zone" is:
"East of the Pacific Ocean, west of London, England, ..."
Yes, London, England is on the opposite side of the globe from the Pacific Ocean, so so far Randy Savage is just being horribly obscure.
"...south of Mars, and north of Hell."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoNcGoCe6Ns"He got a bicycle!"
Big Bubba is fighting JL, and commentators Tony and Dusty Rhodes don't care. They're still busy talking about the LAST PayPerView, when out of nowhere Bubba grabs a kids bicycle and briefly strangles JL with it. Dusty can't contain himself at how ridiculous this is: "Who will be ridin' a bicycle in this arena?!" ...and from there on, the comments on the last match is mixed with commenting on the bicycle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F47gafeXXOE"Minus Five Stars!"
Bryan Alvarez upset rating for the pay-per-view Victory Road 2009 (which was horrible, as Botchamania episode 92 shows).
Here is something illegible. It sounds like somebody shouting "There it is!". This might refer to 2 Cold Scorpio's tag team theme: The classic song "Whoomp! There it is".
"Mongo. Huh?"
Don't know. Could be referring to black wrestler Steve "Mongo" McMichael, who could have picked a better alias.
"Apple pie!"
At first I thought this was Hulk Hogan saying Semper Fi, but judging by the special Botchmania-fan Hulk Hogan Apple Pie music video, it's probably "apple pie", and I guess it must have been some kind of a gimmick at some point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLQdhgGh2XA"We comin' for YOU, nigga!"
Booker T calls Hulk Hogan a nigga. Not only is Hulk Hogan white as a sheet, and Booker T black as a stereotypical black man, but Booker T immediately covers his own face after saying it in shame, like "Did I just call him a NIGGER? Man, this game screws with your head...".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1o82BVKFp8"Super Dragon!"
During the Bad Ass Mother 3000 championship match - Super Dragon vs. Hook Bomberry - the fans starts cheering "Super Dragon!", which is soon taken over by an obnoxiously loud troll, who drowns the entire match for one and a half minute, in his never-ending chant, even after the fans chanting that he should shut the fuck up. It doesn't end until Super Dragon jumps the fence and almost(?) assaults the guy, which he basically has to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5MemsJR_Ws"Jeff Hardy..."
No idea. "Jeff" Hardy is a wrestler - that's all I know.
"Well, how much does THIS guy weigh?"
Commentator Art Donovan was somewhat obsessed with how much wrestlers weighed. This quote was about sumo prowrestler Yokozuna, none-the-less.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9AbN5dySl4"Ha ha ha!"
I think this is more about the clip, than the quote. The clip is of a steaming mad MACHO MAN storming in to deal with two women (whom I don't care about). It looks like he grabs the breast of one of them, then slaps the other across the face (Torrie?), and then turns back to the first and tears her top open. I bet some feminist watchers physcially exploded in their seats from that. Yes, that is also the "Send for the man!" clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyxVlUNra0U"Play! We'll play 21."
No idea.
"FACKIN' -!"
Iron Sheik, who sounds drunk off his ass, was doing a crazy interview back in 2007.
"FUCK the tomorrow! You know fuck that I come tonight! FUCKin' bullshit..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRRHvw0s1Yc 