>NOBODY LIKES YOU
>YOU POST SHITTY, UNINFORMED ADVICE
>YOU'RE A FUCKING NOBEL LAUREATE IN BROSCIENCE
>YOUR BODY LOOKS LIKE SHIT

Leave /fit/ forever, please.

>go to the archives
>find that only three FPS threads are tagged as "fat people stories"
>spend some time and tag about a dozen more FPS threads likewise
>feel like I've done my good deed for the day


Sorry, got no fresh FPS stories here, so I'll just CP one of my favorite fatass beatdowns of all time:

>you do not deserve priority seating because you are obese, someone who is paralysed didn't get paralysed by eating too many wheelchairs. You did this to yourself, so you can deal with it without trying to make the rest of us, who look after ourselves and have enough will power to say no to the 4th serving of burgers and fries. Fuck off and get some self respect you wreck.

Just thought I'd share this notepad file I've slowly built up
haven't looked at it for a while, and yeah it's probably badly organised, w/e

> Be ay uni
> Hambeast sits next to me
> Teacher reminds us how we have to make a 10 paragraph review of a book
> Hambeast pokes me on the shoulder, it feels like a sausage just bumped my delt.
> "Hey anon, did you do your review ?"
> "Yep, did it like 3 months ago."
> "I see.. do you wanna make mine for me ? I'll reward you."
> I look at her, she is crossing her legs, but the sheer amount of woobly leg fat is making the pose hilarious.
> "What's the reward ?"
> She does this weird flitarcious face.
> "All you want..."
> Realize she is offering herself to me.
> "... I want 25 bucks."
> Leave
> Hamplanet has this "wtf just happened" look on her face.

BOLD STATEMENT: I literally made out with the hottest girl, Ive ever made out with tonight. Got digits and she wants to hang out tomorrow.

Get on my 376 lbs squat

Do you even lift?

>"ZIZZ MAN YOU A G-E-N-U-I-N PERSUN AND U WER NEVER FAKE N' JUS KEPT IT REAL MANG S' GOOD.

I'll start:

>Whole life be tiny as fuck
>Last summer started eating like crazy
>Go up in weight
>Start to work out to get some gainz

>As spring comes, people are wearing lighter clothes
>Old friends sees me out with a t-shirt
>"Holy shit anon you got HUGE"
>"yeah look at em biceps"

>MFW I've been only working out for 6 months

<div style="padding: 5px;margin-left: .5em;border-color: #faa;border: 2px dashed rgba(255,0,0,.1);border-radius: 2px">Does anyone on /fit/ care about this?

Went to the doctor today and my BP has been 100/60 for my past 3 visits, and RHR is 51.

>that feel when you have athletic BP and RHR

Y'ALL ALWAYS HATIN' ON CARDIO!!!!</div>

Hello /fit/, co/ck/ anon back with a few more recipes for y'all that I found. I'm going to be experimenting with more /fit/ style recipes since I have been losing weight and exercising as well. Since I was here last, I have bumped up my fitness routine and I have been lurking here more. I was inspired by you guys and pushed myself harder and lost another pound this week. Thanks /fit/!

Once again, if y'all have any cooking questions or would like recipes, just ask. And that gainz cake....of course it tastes like shit, it doesn't even have any salt in it haha.

Anyway, pic related it's a nice and healthy turkey meatloaf with oatz n spinach.

holy fucking shit, saw this earlier and it works, reccomend about 1:45 not 1:00 though

is this cooking away protein though?